---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, <punditster@...> wrote:
Apparently Bob learned nothing from Robin, not even how to form a break
between paragraphs. Get back to us Bob, after you take a few computer lessons
at a community college. Thanks for the post, but I don't have time to reformat
for easier reading. Go figure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw
On 12/26/2013 11:52 AM, bobpriced@... mailto:bobpriced@... wrote:
Now that Richard has admitted he does not have a wife named Rita; let's review
what we know about Barry and Richard, and what they have in common - to
determine if their new found passion for each other has the legs needed to go
the distance: first, they both believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for
companions with heartbeats - your basic blow up doll with a microprocessor;
second, they both believe vanity publishing is a viable business model -
although one could be forgiven for thinking Barry might be hiding from Richard
some disappointing page visitor stats - new lovers do that sort of thing;
third, both appear to have a keen desire to be taken seriously as writers,
teachers, and intellectuals and seem to believe that HUFFPUFF and WIKIPEDIA
foot notes have replaced libraries - if they adopt (Richard appears to be
beyond child bearing years) would they name the child HUFFPEDIA or WIKIPUFF;
fourth, they both believe there is a huge market of lurkers waiting in the FFL
wings for more of their prodigious output; fifth, both are military brats from
Texas that believe Share is not a brat - its rumored Share is planning to
rename herself with the FFL handle: Barry's and Richard's wind-up toy (don't
call her a blow up doll, she obviously has no microprocessor); sixth, they're
both obsessed with Judy and appear hooked on the regular humiliation she
subjects them to - as if playing so far out of above their pay grade
compensates for the exchanges making them look *almost intelligent* (not to be
confused with "almost famous*, which they seemed to have nailed); seventh, they
both appear to be obsessed by all things Robin - a neutral observer might
wonder if they're not envious of Ann because they missed the chance to join the
WTS ( I'm impressed that Richard claims he recently read everything Robin ever
wrote; I just hope Barry doesn't, in a moment of cruelty - when he's had a few
- tell Richard about Robin's wish that his WTS era writings meet with a
bonfire); eighth, they both appear to have gotten the wrong mantra and have
limited knowledge of Eastern thought (and macros); finally, they both appear
lonesome - which is how they met over the internet - Barry in a cafe, Richard
in a laundry room: with so many Shared interests how could anyone doubt that
nuptials for these two are meant to be, and just around the corner; I think in
their declining years these two have what it takes to make a union that will
inspire the poets: of course, there will be a few bumps on the road; for
example, how will Richard cope the first time Barry heads out for a cafe rap -
just as Richard has prepared a 6 course gourmet meal (Richard will no doubt be
captivating enough for Barry, but habits die hard), I imagine Richard coming
off the rails and Barry digging in his heels and refusing to say when he'll be
back. We can also only pray that Richard will get to safety when Barry starts
practicing his martial arts in front of his old laptop when Judy posts a
particularly devastating post. And, I know what you're thinking: "who will do
the laundry'; frankly, in love much remains a mystery, but I think with our
well wishes these two have a shot; lets take the high road, because, once he
has a spouse we won't be hearing as much from RR. And with our best wishes,
here are some moves for Mr. Wright (being so conservative, we'll assume that
Richard will be taking Barry's last name; I know he would not like to be
referred to as the "wind-up toy") to practice while he's doing the laundry, and
keeping supper warm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
Go figure!
