You've wasted another post on me, Bob - I hardly ever click on a YouTube
link if the poster can't spend the time posting a comment to go with it.
What exactly, are you trying to say? I'm sure it is interesting coming
from you, but I have bad eyes these days.
On 12/26/2013 12:48 PM, [email protected] wrote:
---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, <punditster@...> wrote:
Apparently Bob learned nothing from Robin, not even how to form a
break between paragraphs. Get back to us Bob, after you take a few
computer lessons at a community college. Thanks for the post, but I
don't have time to reformat for easier reading. Go figure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw
On 12/26/2013 11:52 AM, bobpriced@... <mailto:bobpriced@...> wrote:
Now that Richard has admitted he does not have a wife named Rita;
*let's review what we know* about Barry and Richard, and what they
have in common - to determine if their new found passion for each
other has the legs needed to go the distance: first, they both
believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for companions with
heartbeats - your basic blow up doll with a microprocessor; second,
they both believe vanity publishing is a viable business model -
although one could be forgiven for thinking Barry might be hiding
from Richard some disappointing page visitor stats - new lovers do
that sort of thing; third, both appear to have a keen desire to be
taken seriously as writers, teachers, and intellectuals and seem to
believe that HUFFPUFF and WIKIPEDIA foot notes have replaced
libraries - if they adopt (Richard appears to be beyond child bearing
years) would they name the child HUFFPEDIA or WIKIPUFF; fourth, they
both believe there is a huge market of lurkers waiting in the FFL
wings for more of their prodigious output; fifth, both are military
brats from Texas that believe Share is not a brat - its rumored Share
is planning to rename herself with the FFL handle: Barry's and
Richard's wind-up toy (don't call her a blow up doll, she obviously
has no microprocessor); sixth, they're both obsessed with Judy and
appear hooked on the regular humiliation she subjects them to - as if
playing so far out of above their pay grade compensates for the
exchanges making them look *almost intelligent* (not to be confused
with "almost famous*, which they seemed to have nailed); seventh,
they both appear to be obsessed by all things Robin - a neutral
observer might wonder if they're not envious of Ann because they
missed the chance to join the WTS ( I'm impressed that Richard claims
he recently read everything Robin ever wrote; I just hope Barry
doesn't, in a moment of cruelty - when he's had a few - tell Richard
about Robin's wish that his WTS era writings meet with a bonfire);
eighth, they both appear to have gotten the wrong mantra and have
limited knowledge of Eastern thought (and macros); finally, they both
appear lonesome - which is how they met over the internet - Barry in
a cafe, Richard in a laundry room: with so many Shared interests how
could anyone doubt that nuptials for these two are meant to be, and
just around the corner; I think in their declining years these two
have what it takes to make a union that will inspire the poets: of
course, there will be a few bumps on the road; for example, how will
Richard cope the first time Barry heads out for a cafe rap - just as
Richard has prepared a 6 course gourmet meal (Richard will no doubt
be captivating enough for Barry, but habits die hard), I imagine
Richard coming off the rails and Barry digging in his heels and
refusing to say when he'll be back. We can also only pray that
Richard will get to safety when Barry starts practicing his martial
arts in front of his old laptop when Judy posts a particularly
devastating post. And, I know what you're thinking: "who will do the
laundry'; frankly, in love much remains a mystery, but I think with
our well wishes these two have a shot; lets take the high road,
because, once he has a spouse we won't be hearing as much from RR.
And with our best wishes, here are some moves for Mr. Wright (being
so conservative, we'll assume that Richard will be taking Barry's
last name; I know he would not like to be referred to as the "wind-up
toy") to practice while he's doing the laundry, and keeping supper warm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
Go figure!
