What is it with the MGC?! First Emily and Bob obsess on my reaction to Ann's tree photo. Now Ann wonders about my reaction to Bob's writing! And once before she wondered about my reaction to Judy and Bob's exchange about Pinter. If I'm such a liar, etc., why would they be at all interested in my opinion of anything?!
Anyway, as I told RWC a long time ago, I need white space, paragraph breaks, whatever you want to call it. My eyeballs need a resting place amongst all those words! On Thursday, December 26, 2013 3:40 PM, "[email protected]" <[email protected]> wrote: ---In [email protected], <bobpriced@...> wrote: ---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, <punditster@...> wrote: > > >Apparently Bob learned nothing from Robin, not even how to form a break >between paragraphs. Get back to us Bob, after you take a few computer lessons >at a community college. Thanks for the post, but I don't have time to reformat >for easier reading. Go figure. > > >Oh, nobody cares if you read this or not. It has been the highlight, by far, >of my day. If you ever do get around to giving this a cursory glance Ricky, >this is the template for readability, humour and intelligence. Three of the >many attributes you don't seem to possess. Any comments Sharon? > > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw > >On 12/26/2013 11:52 AM, bobpriced@... wrote: >> > >>Now that Richard has admitted he does not have a wife named Rita; let's >>review what we know about Barry and Richard, and what they have in common - >>to determine if their new found passion for each other has the legs needed to >>go the distance: first, they both believe their PCs' are desirable >>substitutes for companions with heartbeats - your basic blow up doll with a >>microprocessor; second, they both believe vanity publishing is a viable >>business model - although one could be forgiven for thinking Barry might be >>hiding from Richard some disappointing page visitor stats - new lovers do >>that sort of thing; third, both appear to have a keen desire to be taken >>seriously as writers, teachers, and intellectuals and seem to believe that >>HUFFPUFF and WIKIPEDIA foot notes have replaced libraries - if they adopt >>(Richard appears to be beyond child bearing years) would they name the child >>HUFFPEDIA or WIKIPUFF; fourth, they both believe there is a huge market of lurkers waiting in the FFL wings for more of their prodigious output; fifth, both are military brats from Texas that believe Share is not a brat - its rumored Share is planning to rename herself with the FFL handle: Barry's and Richard's wind-up toy (don't call her a blow up doll, she obviously has no microprocessor); sixth, they're both obsessed with Judy and appear hooked on the regular humiliation she subjects them to - as if playing so far out of above their pay grade compensates for the exchanges making them look *almost intelligent* (not to be confused with "almost famous*, which they seemed to have nailed); seventh, they both appear to be obsessed by all things Robin - a neutral observer might wonder if they're not envious of Ann because they missed the chance to join the WTS ( I'm impressed that Richard claims he recently read everything Robin ever wrote; I just hope Barry doesn't, in a moment of cruelty - when he's had a few - tell Richard about Robin's wish that his WTS era writings meet with a bonfire); eighth, they both appear to have gotten the wrong mantra and have limited knowledge of Eastern thought (and macros); finally, they both appear lonesome - which is how they met over the internet - Barry in a cafe, Richard in a laundry room: with so many Shared interests how could anyone doubt that nuptials for these two are meant to be, and just around the corner; I think in their declining years these two have what it takes to make a union that will inspire the poets: of course, there will be a few bumps on the road; for example, how will Richard cope the first time Barry heads out for a cafe rap - just as Richard has prepared a 6 course gourmet meal (Richard will no doubt be captivating enough for Barry, but habits die hard), I imagine Richard coming off the rails and Barry digging in his heels and refusing to say when he'll be back. We can also only pray that Richard will get to safety when Barry starts practicing his martial arts in front of his old laptop when Judy posts a particularly devastating post. And, I know what you're thinking: "who will do the laundry'; frankly, in love much remains a mystery, but I think with our well wishes these two have a shot; lets take the high road, because, once he has a spouse we won't be hearing as much from RR. And with our best wishes, here are some moves for Mr. Wright (being so conservative, we'll assume that Richard will be taking Barry's last name; I know he would not like to be referred to as the "wind-up toy") to practice while he's doing the laundry, and keeping supper warm: >> >> >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE >> >> >> >>Go figure! >
