"Broken pencils are pointless."
On Wed, Mar 12, 2014 at 10:08 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: > "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!" > > > On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 8:16 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: > >> "Why did Cleopatra always go around saying no? Because she was the queen >> of denial." >> >> >> On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 5:26 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >> >>> "What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds." >>> >>> >>> On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 8:12 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>>> "When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble." >>>> >>>> >>>> On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 4:18 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>>> >>>>> "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A >>>>> thesaurus." >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 2:12 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> "How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!" >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 8:23 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> "I didn't like my beard at first.Then it grew on me." >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 9:02 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 6:42 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Class trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz." >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Sat, Mar 8, 2014 at 11:55 AM, Richard J. Williams < >>>>>>>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 3/8/2014 9:23 AM, Share Long wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> if they had reservations, wouldn't that make them hesitate? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>> Christopher Columbus discovered the New World in 1492. When he >>>>>>>>>> was standing on the beach exchanging gifts, one of the native >>>>>>>>>> inhabitants >>>>>>>>>> said: "But, Chris, why do you call us Indians?" Go figure. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> --- >>>>>>>>>> This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! >>>>>>>>>> Antivirus protection is active. >>>>>>>>>> http://www.avast.com >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >
