"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds."
On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 8:12 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: > "When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble." > > > On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 4:18 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: > >> "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus." >> >> >> On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 2:12 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >> >>> "How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!" >>> >>> >>> On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 8:23 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>>> "I didn't like my beard at first.Then it grew on me." >>>> >>>> >>>> On Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 9:02 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>>> >>>>> "Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery." >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 6:42 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> "Class trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz." >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> On Sat, Mar 8, 2014 at 11:55 AM, Richard J. Williams < >>>>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 3/8/2014 9:23 AM, Share Long wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> if they had reservations, wouldn't that make them hesitate? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> Christopher Columbus discovered the New World in 1492. When he was >>>>>>> standing on the beach exchanging gifts, one of the native inhabitants >>>>>>> said: >>>>>>> "But, Chris, why do you call us Indians?" Go figure. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> --- >>>>>>> This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus >>>>>>> protection is active. >>>>>>> http://www.avast.com >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >
