"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it."
On Wed, Mar 12, 2014 at 6:03 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: > "Broken pencils are pointless." > > > On Wed, Mar 12, 2014 at 10:08 AM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!" >> >> >> On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 8:16 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >>> "Why did Cleopatra always go around saying no? Because she was the queen >>> of denial." >>> >>> >>> On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 5:26 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >>> >>>> "What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds." >>>> >>>> >>>> On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 8:12 AM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >>>> >>>>> "When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble." >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 4:18 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A >>>>>> thesaurus." >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 2:12 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> "How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!" >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 8:23 AM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "I didn't like my beard at first.Then it grew on me." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 9:02 PM, Pundit Sir <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery." >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 6:42 PM, Pundit Sir >>>>>>>>> <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Class trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz." >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Sat, Mar 8, 2014 at 11:55 AM, Richard J. Williams < >>>>>>>>>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 3/8/2014 9:23 AM, Share Long wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> if they had reservations, wouldn't that make them hesitate? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>> Christopher Columbus discovered the New World in 1492. When he >>>>>>>>>>> was standing on the beach exchanging gifts, one of the native >>>>>>>>>>> inhabitants >>>>>>>>>>> said: "But, Chris, why do you call us Indians?" Go figure. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> --- >>>>>>>>>>> This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! >>>>>>>>>>> Antivirus protection is active. >>>>>>>>>>> http://www.avast.com >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >
