"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!"
On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 8:16 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: > "Why did Cleopatra always go around saying no? Because she was the queen > of denial." > > > On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 5:26 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: > >> "What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds." >> >> >> On Tue, Mar 11, 2014 at 8:12 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]> wrote: >> >>> "When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble." >>> >>> >>> On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 4:18 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>>> "What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus." >>>> >>>> >>>> On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 2:12 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>>> >>>>> "How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!" >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Mon, Mar 10, 2014 at 8:23 AM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> "I didn't like my beard at first.Then it grew on me." >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> On Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 9:02 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> "Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery." >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 6:42 PM, Pundit Sir <[email protected]>wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Class trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Sat, Mar 8, 2014 at 11:55 AM, Richard J. Williams < >>>>>>>> [email protected]> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 3/8/2014 9:23 AM, Share Long wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> if they had reservations, wouldn't that make them hesitate? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>> Christopher Columbus discovered the New World in 1492. When he was >>>>>>>>> standing on the beach exchanging gifts, one of the native inhabitants >>>>>>>>> said: >>>>>>>>> "But, Chris, why do you call us Indians?" Go figure. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> --- >>>>>>>>> This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! >>>>>>>>> Antivirus protection is active. >>>>>>>>> http://www.avast.com >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>> >> >
