---In [email protected], <curtisdeltablues@...> wrote :
It will be live streamed on the Website. I just heard a leak that the message will include an instruction for everyone to change their mantra to Verizon Namah. Also when coming out of meditation it is now OK to send and receive text messages as long as you are a part of the Verizon network family. And Maharishi's new name is Maharishi Mahesh Verizon Yogi now. I am not privy to any leaks regarding new data plans being announced from the other side, but if I may offer my own prediction, I think one little lady up North is gunna be excited about saving some money, or Euros, or Winnipeg Wampum or whatever is the currency up there. Pelts? with VERIZON! (I've got over 60 days to run this theme into the ground and I plan to use them well. I but I hope others will join in with their own leaked messages from the dead but not down Master, who like James Brown accepting his cape while on his knees only to throw it off yet again, has risen from his own funeral pyre.) It is gunna be a long 60 for some here, I know! I'm just hoping there's ectoplasm. Or a bit of table turning maybe or a message from my aunt Mabel about where she hid the money. But I'll settle for an instruction to the Raja's about wearing their crowns in public again, they've been a bit slack about that recently. Anyone would think they're embarrassed....
