---In [email protected], <j_alexander_stanley@...> wrote :
A friend on Facebook posted this: "I wonder how much it would cost to have myself put into a medically induced coma until November 9th. Would Medicare cover that?" Exaaaaactly!! ---In [email protected], <awoelflebater@...> wrote : ---In [email protected] mailto:[email protected], <j_alexander_stanley@...> wrote : I get all my news from The Borowitz Report. I'd probably kill myself, otherwise. No kidding. I told my husband to hit me over the head with a sledgehammer and wake me up on Nov. 9. He thought that was a good idea for a couple of reasons. ---In [email protected] mailto:[email protected], <jr_esq@...> wrote : The Brits here should be feeling smug about this report. Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States - The New Yorker http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-offers-to-restore-british-rule-over-united-states http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-offers-to-restore-british-rule-over-united-states Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United St... http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-offers-to-restore-british-rule-over-united-states “This two-hundred-and-forty-year experiment in self-rule began with the best of intentions, but I think we can all agree that it didn’t end well,” she said. View on www.newyorker.com http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-offers-to-restore-british-rule-over-united-states Preview by Yahoo
