Ann,
 

 I don't believe you'd want to miss all the twists and turns that this election 
creating.  Now, the FBI director is being accused of violating the Hatch Act or 
trying to influence the election.  Personally, I wouldn't want to be placed in 
that situation.  I would suspect that the director won't make any conclusion 
about the emails until the election is over.  If he did, both camps would 
accuse of one violation of the other.
 

 
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---In [email protected], <j_alexander_stanley@...> wrote :

 A friend on Facebook posted this: "I wonder how much it would cost to have 
myself put into a medically induced coma until November 9th. Would Medicare 
cover that?"
 

 Exaaaaactly!!
 

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---In [email protected] mailto:[email protected], 
<j_alexander_stanley@...> wrote :

 I get all my news from The Borowitz Report. I'd probably kill myself, 
otherwise.
 

 No kidding. I told my husband to hit me over the head with a sledgehammer and 
wake me up on Nov. 9. He thought that was a good idea for a couple of reasons.
 

---In [email protected] mailto:[email protected], 
<jr_esq@...> wrote :

 The Brits here should be feeling smug about this report.
 

 Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United States - The New Yorker 
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-offers-to-restore-british-rule-over-united-states
 
 
 
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-offers-to-restore-british-rule-over-united-states
 
 Queen Offers to Restore British Rule Over United St... 
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 “This two-hundred-and-forty-year experiment in self-rule began with the best 
of intentions, but I think we can all agree that it didn’t end well,” she said.


 
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