--- In [email protected], "shempmcgurk" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > These are some of the complaints against Paul McCartney by his wife > Heather in their divorce proceedings. It is from > http://tinyurl.com/y86hbl. > > I'm producing them because, certainly, the allegations having to do > with abuse are always serious...but, come on, some of the others are > just so silly that if that's the worst she can come up with, the guy > must be a saint...I'm thinking particularly of the horrible "bedpan" > and "breasts" complaints: > > -Subjected her to four violent attacks, including one in which he > stabbed her in the arm with a broken wine glass. > -Continued to use illegal drugs and drink excessively, despite > promises made before they married. > -Hurled abuse at his wife, calling her an 'ungrateful bitch'. > -Tried to prevent her breastfeeding, saying: 'They are my breasts.' > Made her cancel a crucial operation because it interfered with his > holiday plans. > -Objected 'vociferously' when she asked to buy an antique bedpan to > save her crawling to the toilet at night. >
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