--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "sparaig" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "shempmcgurk" <shempmcgurk@> 
wrote:
> >
> > These are some of the complaints against Paul McCartney by his 
wife 
> > Heather in their divorce proceedings.  It is from 
> > http://tinyurl.com/y86hbl.
> > 
> > I'm producing them because, certainly, the allegations having to 
do 
> > with abuse are always serious...but, come on, some of the others 
are 
> > just so silly that if that's the worst she can come up with, the 
guy 
> > must be a saint...I'm thinking particularly of the 
horrible "bedpan" 
> > and "breasts" complaints:
> > 
> > -Subjected her to four violent attacks, including one in which 
he 
> > stabbed her in the arm with a broken wine glass. 
> > -Continued to use illegal drugs and drink excessively, despite 
> > promises made before they married. 
> > -Hurled abuse at his wife, calling her an 'ungrateful bitch'. 
> > -Tried to prevent her breastfeeding, saying: 'They are my 
breasts.' 
> > Made her cancel a crucial operation because it interfered with 
his 
> > holiday plans. 
> > -Objected 'vociferously' when she asked to buy an antique bedpan 
to 
> > save her crawling to the toilet at night.
> >
> 
> Shemp parodies himself...
>

Uh, I don't know what you mean by "parodies himself" but if you're 
suggesting I made up the complaints, check out the link I provided 
to see that they are all too real.




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