We live in a tree and wear clothes made out of bark and ferns. I made my
computer out of twigs, a piece of string and the shell of dead bugs. I am a
moden day Macyver without the Mullet. My neighbours are Wookies and one
needs patience to put up with their moaning. Their language is nothing
compared to what I have to put up with during mating. I practice Sexual
abstinence due to Involuntary celibacy. I am not into hairy females, and
Seeing one waxed is scary, they look like an overgrown "rex" (a BRED OF cat
without fur)

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