that's a good LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!

On Fri, Aug 26, 2011 at 5:46 PM, Natalie <> wrote:

>  A Trip to Costco
> Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
> for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a
> woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?
> So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I
> didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I
> probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that
> I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
> coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
> I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it
> works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one
> or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it
> works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
> practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified,
> she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.
>  I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit
> me.
> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
> laughing so hard.
> Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
> ****
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