Natalie, I have not had a laugh like that in a long time!!! Thanks so much for 
sharing. You are way too funny girl!  I love your sense of humor.  Gotta have 
it to keep your sanity, right?!

Be safe! I hope your place does not sustain too much damage from Irene.  Keep 
us posted!
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Natalie 
  Sent: Friday, August 26, 2011 5:46 PM
  Subject: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle....

  A Trip to Costco 

  Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for 
my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman 
behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since 
I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have 
a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, 
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds 
before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my 
orifices and IVs in both arms. 

  I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it 
works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or 
two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works 
well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically 
everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I 
ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.  I told her no, I 
stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me. 

  I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing 
so hard. 

  Costco won't let me shop there anymore. 


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