that's an oldie but a goodie.

Lynda Wilson <longhornf...@verizon.net> wrote:

>Natalie, I have not had a laugh like that in a long time!!! Thanks so much for 
>sharing. You are way too funny girl!  I love your sense of humor.  Gotta have 
>it to keep your sanity, right?!
>
>Be safe! I hope your place does not sustain too much damage from Irene.  Keep 
>us posted!
>  ----- Original Message ----- 
>  From: Natalie 
>  To: felvtalk@felineleukemia.org 
>  Sent: Friday, August 26, 2011 5:46 PM
>  Subject: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle....
>
>
>  A Trip to Costco 
>
>  Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for 
> my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman 
> behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So 
> since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I 
> didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I 
> probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that 
> I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes 
> coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. 
>
>  I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it 
> works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one 
> or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it 
> works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that 
> practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, 
> she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.  
> I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me. 
>
>  I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was 
> laughing so hard. 
>
>  Costco won't let me shop there anymore. 
>
>
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