that's an oldie but a goodie. Lynda Wilson <[email protected]> wrote:
>Natalie, I have not had a laugh like that in a long time!!! Thanks so much for >sharing. You are way too funny girl! I love your sense of humor. Gotta have >it to keep your sanity, right?! > >Be safe! I hope your place does not sustain too much damage from Irene. Keep >us posted! > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Natalie > To: [email protected] > Sent: Friday, August 26, 2011 5:46 PM > Subject: [Felvtalk] Time out for a giggle.... > > > A Trip to Costco > > Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for > my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman > behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So > since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I > didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I > probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that > I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes > coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. > > I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it > works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one > or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it > works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that > practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, > she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. > I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me. > > I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was > laughing so hard. > > Costco won't let me shop there anymore. > > > > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > _______________________________________________ > Felvtalk mailing list > [email protected] > http://felineleukemia.org/mailman/listinfo/felvtalk_felineleukemia.org > >_______________________________________________ >Felvtalk mailing list >[email protected] >http://felineleukemia.org/mailman/listinfo/felvtalk_felineleukemia.org _______________________________________________ Felvtalk mailing list [email protected] http://felineleukemia.org/mailman/listinfo/felvtalk_felineleukemia.org
