Re: FLUXLIST: More excuses

[David-Baptiste Chirot]

Thank you our A1 Wasted Paper firend--for intitiating these--

(heard two schoolboys on bus this morning trying to decide what excuse to use if they didn't go to school today--they couldn't think of one, so ended up going!--should have consulted le grand moi and wd have directed them to fluxlist!)

here are some of my more recent ones:

Monday:  Beset by devils

Tuesday:  accosted by an armed hooker

Wednesday:  arrested for having the appearance of one planning on being late or absent

Thursday:  shanghaied into joining a Demonstration Against Everything

Friday:  knocked unconsious by angry woman throwing man out the window

Saturday:  ambushed by a shotgun wedding party in need of more guests

Sunday:  borne away by zealous evangelical congregation prowling streets for converts

 

>From: michael leigh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

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>Subject: Re: FLUXLIST: More excuses

>Date: Sun, 9 May 2004 11:13:41 +0100 (BST)

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>  January 3rd. Drunk too much Domestos

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>  January 21st. Found I was a secret triplet

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>  Feb. 4th. Hounded by gang of goldfish peddlers

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>  Feb. 7th. Inside out cat found on doorstep

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>  Feb. 9th. Goldfish found in packet of Wheatos

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>  March. 2nd. Triplets found on doorstep

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>  March. 12th. Headache

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