Ray _from way out on the edge
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On 11/5/04 12:31 AM, "David-Baptiste Chirot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Thank you our A1 Wasted Paper firend--for intitiating these--
(heard two schoolboys on bus this morning trying to decide what excuse to use if they didn't go to school today--they couldn't think of one, so ended up going!--should have consulted le grand moi and wd have directed them to fluxlist!)
here are some of my more recent ones:
Monday: Beset by devils
Tuesday: accosted by an armed hooker
Wednesday: arrested for having the appearance of one planning on being late or absent
Thursday: shanghaied into joining a Demonstration Against Everything
Friday: knocked unconsious by angry woman throwing man out the window
Saturday: ambushed by a shotgun wedding party in need of more guests
Sunday: borne away by zealous evangelical congregation prowling streets for converts
>From: michael leigh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Subject: Re: FLUXLIST: More excuses
>Date: Sun, 9 May 2004 11:13:41 +0100 (BST)
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> January 3rd. Drunk too much Domestos
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> January 21st. Found I was a secret triplet
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> Feb. 4th. Hounded by gang of goldfish peddlers
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> Feb. 7th. Inside out cat found on doorstep
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> Feb. 9th. Goldfish found in packet of Wheatos
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> March. 2nd. Triplets found on doorstep
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> March. 12th. Headache
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