Ate too many cockroaches and had to scuttle under the door.
My shirt was on inside out and I couldn't undo the buttons.
A slice of ham was stuck to my forehead.
I put my glasses on upside down and couldn't see to get them off.
Was chewing smoke but couldn't swallow.
John
At 04:04 PM 5/10/2004 +0100, you wrote:
Jan.3rd. Flushed from house by freak waterspout.
Jan. 5th. Cat self-combusted and set fire to trousers.
Feb.1st. Person of restricted growth locked my shoes in coal scuttle.
Feb. 4th. Escaped urang-utang cornered me in a runnaway milk float.
Feb.7th. White-out exploded and hospitalised due to smoke inhalation.
March. 6th. Left leg attacked by rabid woodpecker.
March 10th. Imprisoned by voles.
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