Jan.3rd. Flushed from house by freak waterspout.
Jan. 5th. Cat self-combusted and set fire to trousers.
Feb.1st. Person of restricted growth locked my shoes
in coal scuttle.
Feb. 4th. Escaped urang-utang cornered me in a
runnaway milk float.
Feb.7th. White-out exploded and hospitalised due to
smoke inhalation.
March. 6th. Left leg attacked by rabid woodpecker.
March 10th. Imprisoned by voles.
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