Glen -
"Useless anecdote: I opened the fridge one day and noticed the CO2 regulator on the keg was broken. I asked my office mate about it. He said: "Yeah, the regulator broke." I asked: "It just spontaneously broke all by itself?" He didn't respond."

And the keg _in the office_?  It just got there all by itself?

What are you implying? Are you saying that the alcohol (materially) caused the broken regulator? And hence the efficient blame lies on the agent who placed the alcohol there? Pfft! If anything, alcohol is a depressant and would stabilize the motor control system of the consumer so as to make regulator breakage _less_ likely. Something like carbonated kombucha is way more dangerous, in my not so humble opinion.

I have not yet seen you staggeringly drunk, but beyond stabilization of the motor control system, there is a mode where one is likely to lose one's balance and in trying to catch themselves, can tear the tap or regulator from the keg, or the keg from the fridge or heck, the fridge from it's upright position if you are as big and clumsy as I am...

And besides, who said that the keg in the fridge in the office had alcohol in it, it *could have been* Kambucha, maybe even with Chia Seeds in it!

- Sieve

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