Well, sinse beer cans are as easy to open as any other kind of can using your fingers, it's just a fancy term for your index finger, ------ particularly when it goes rusty, ;D.

Beware the Grue!

Dark.
----- Original Message ----- From: "Shadow Dragon" <elementalult...@hotmail.com> To: "Charles Rivard" <woofer...@sbcglobal.net>; "Gamers Discussion list" <gamers@audyssey.org>
Sent: Monday, March 30, 2009 5:06 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Games We'd like to Play.


What the heck is a beer can opener anyway? I've heard of a bottle opener, but can't say I've ever needed to use anything to open a can.

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From: "Charles Rivard" <woofer...@sbcglobal.net>
Sent: Monday, March 30, 2009 11:46 AM
To: "Gamers Discussion list" <gamers@audyssey.org>
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Games We'd like to Play.

A beer can opener with? no? beer? Sheesh! I don't drink canned beer, anyway, but this would be one! Gruesome?? game!

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Gun control only controls the guns of lawful citizens while placing them in control of the unlawful ones. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Phil Vlasak" <p...@pcsgames.net>
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Sent: Monday, March 30, 2009 4:59 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] Games We'd like to Play.


Games We'd like to Play.
by Phil Vlasak.
Beware the Grue!
Hearing about this group for years, its existence finally peeked its nose from beneath the rock where it was biding its time to strike. The GREW, or Game Researchers of Unrelenting Excellence, was formed to do away with and discourage those not worthy to play games. Their Chairman of the Bored, code name Dark, led his minions to unrelenting messing up the heads of fledgling game enthusiasts.
From suggesting dial up users to download games so large they would tie
their computers up for days, to sending neophyte game players on wild goose chases after non-existing game sites, the GRUE kept up an unrelenting pressure to make game play fit only for those worthy to leap over their obstacles.
 Their time to strike came when Dark released a Beware the Grue! game.
It was truly a game to Beware, as the download was one gigabyte, it had 500 different creatures attacking you, and all you had to defend yourself with, was a rusty pen knife and a beer can opener.

And to discourage all but the most faithful of game players, the game was voiced entirely by Microsoft Sam.



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