on that note.
all stuff should go to
http://onuj1.andrelouis.com/hp
or ftp://onj1.andrelouis.com
click on hp.
at any rate you should be able to get files, and list subscriptions there.
At 08:39 a.m. 2/09/2009, you wrote:
>Hi Nicol and all,
>I think the Harry Potter fan fiction is boardering on off topic for the list. 
>Please, take it off list.
>Thanks.
>
>Nicol Oosthuizen wrote:
>>~Filch had a little girl of eight years old.
>>Venessa was her name.
>>Like her father she is a muggle, going to a muggle school also.
>>Well, her dad does not bring her to the castle usually,  he is afraid
>>she will get in danger. He's afraid she will explore too much and find
>>herself face to face with fluffy for example.
>>Anyway, little Venessa came with her father to the Hogwarts castle this
>>summer holiday. Her father allowed her to explore certain parts of the
>>castle. The forbidden forest, the forbidden corridor, murtle's bathroom
>>and "the dungens was forbidden territory for little venessa.
>>Venessa was a sweet, obedient little girll, her father never have
>>trouble with her if he gave her instructions.
>>Well, so it happendt that little venessa approached the  fruit bowl in
>>the basement. Fortunately, her father was nearby, cleaning.
>>"Daddy, may I visit the kitchen please?"
>>Yes, lovy, just tickle the pair with your forefinger."
>>So little venessa tickeld the pair and went into the kitchen.
>>There in the kitchen she found the most terrifying sceen.
>>Dobby the houseelve shut his ears in the oven.
>>"First of all" little venessa said stunned. "who are you and secondly,
>>what are you doing?"
>>Dobby opened the oven door, his ears glowing red and full of little
>>knobs filled with  water.
>>I think  they're called water bladders.
>>"I'm dobby." Dobby sobbed.
>>"I'm one of the houseelves. I am working in the kitchen of Hogwarts
>>together with 100 other elves."
>>"and why are you shutting your ears in the oven?" little venessa asked
>>with great eyes? "the famous sarah good, top in her class at salem
>>witches institute, came to visit Hogwarts, and she visited the elves
>>living quarters. She didn't disturb any of my colleagues whom were
>>sleeping.
>>Well, she used the mirror I gave her down in the basement, and  stupid
>>dobby did not give sarah butter beer or socks.
>>I just told her the usual stuff, to find more magical items on the next
>>floor. Etc."
>>Dobby is turning his ears to the oven again."
>>"I'm going to tell my daddy that there is an intruder in the castle!"
>>Litttle venessa squeaked.
>>"dobby is  begging missie not to breath a word that sarah is in the
>>castle. Sarah is famous and should not be treated as an intruder."
>>"well dobby, please do not punish yourself, man. I am sure sarah can go
>>to hogsmead if she wants to taste butter beer."
>>Dobby yawned. "so where is all the students?" Little venessa asked with  big 
>>eyes.
>>"they are all on holidays, it's the summer holidays.
>>As far as dobby am aware, Students are only permitted in Hogwarts during
>>the christmass holidays.
>>During the summer holidays, filch told  dumbledor, he wants them to
>>leave as he wants to  get some breath back and do his cleaning stuff in
>>peace."
>>"oh, and where is famous harry potter?" Venessa asked.
>>"harry potter is with his hostile aunt and her husband." Dobby sighed.
>>"why cannot he stay with serious  black, his god father?"
>>"Dobby hopped 5 feet in the air.
>>"your daddy tells you kinda dark stuff going on here!
>>"well dumbledor wants to protect harry from voldemort that is why
>>Dumbledore prefers harry to stay with  muggles in the  summer holidays.
>> As far as dobby understands, the dursleys is the only muggles that can
>>look after harry."
>>"venessa! Venessa  dear, come, lets go to honey dukes., I am  at long
>>last finished with cleaning all these corridors."
>>Honey dukes!" squealed little venessa.
>>"Sounds like fun!"
>>"that is the sweet shop in hogsmead."
>>"oh, I love sweets. Daddy has a struggle keeping away sweets from me
>>before mealtime and early in the mornings.
>>Well, I better get moving now. Enjoy your holiday dobby and do not
>>punish yourself. Dobby just waits for little venessa to disappear
>>through the fruit bowl, when he shuts his ears again in the oven.
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