Ahahaha! Great one Phil, the funniest thing is that most of it actually makes some kind of sense. :D
On 4/10/12, Charles Rivard <[email protected]> wrote: > Did his evil plan succeed? > > --- > Shepherds are the best beasts, but Labs are a close second. > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Phil Vlasak" <[email protected]> > To: "Gamers Discussion list" <[email protected]> > Sent: Tuesday, April 10, 2012 6:36 AM > Subject: [Audyssey] Swamp: The killer of games > > >> Swamp: The killer of games >> by Phil Vlasak. >> Aprone sat in his castle thinking about how to kill off all the other game >> >> companies. >> He knew that soon Phillip would be coming out with his Ponderous Farts >> game that would be a big seller. Even old David was working on his >> multi-person Shades of Gloom game. >> Then there was Phil and his Sarah Good and the Castle designed to keep >> Rowling from suing him game that was reported to be coming out with an >> update. >> What he needed to do was to create the perfect time waster, a game no one >> could resist, including other game developers. >> He had a brilliant idea. He would start simple and he could lull them >> into submission with great sound effects and hundreds of updates so they >> would be so busy playing his game to come up with anything on their own. >> >> Aprone spent all his time on the Swamp game killer project. Working on a >> laptop he could take it anywhere and fiddle with the code hundreds of >> times a day. Checking a syntax error between bites of a sandwich, writing >> an if then loop while standing over the toilet. >> Eventually he posted the first beta and instantly got several other game >> developers hooked. >> Little did the public know that he had convinced all the other game >> developers to participate in Swamp as zombies. >> Aprone sent them secret keys to become the enemy in the game. While the >> general gaming public was learning how to play the game becoming fighters >> and practicing getting out of the safe house, the other game developers >> were having fun walking around grunting and having a good old time. >> Che and Ken were truly hooked, each spawning themselves so that they >> played dozens of zombies. >> Even Jeremy took part in the game, soon becoming the top tyrant zombie. >> His plan was totally successful. All the other game companies closed up >> and stopped working on new games. The developers played Swamp until their >> fingers bled. >> Aprone smiled from his castle as he was now planning to do even more and >> take over the Audio game forum. His Swamp fan fiction contest would bring >> >> them down in no time. >> >> >> >> >> --- >> Gamers mailing list __ [email protected] >> If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to >> [email protected]. >> You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at >> http://mail.audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. >> All messages are archived and can be searched and read at >> http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]. >> If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the >> list, >> please send E-mail to [email protected]. > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ [email protected] > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [email protected]. > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://mail.audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]. > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, > please send E-mail to [email protected]. > --- Gamers mailing list __ [email protected] If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [email protected]. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://mail.audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [email protected].
