*It is not as if men have no problems*:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're pansy. If you work too hard, there is never time for her. If you don't work enough, you're good for nothing bum. If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment If you keep quiet, its male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you thump her, its wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self defense. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination If she asks you, it's a favour. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, You're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, You're sexist. If you don't you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you're not, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tried. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else. NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!! --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Green Youth Movement" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/greenyouth?hl=en-GB -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
