:) Planning to shift to Muscat
On 30/06/2008, damodar prasad <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Bobby, > More severe criticisms > > On 6/30/08, Bobby Kunhu <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> >> There are no distinctions...Both poems have hetero-sexual innuendoes, >> couched in different languages as fr as I see and I feel the need to be >> educated >> >> On 30/06/2008, kalyani g <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >>> >>> Friends, >>> >>> How to distnguish between both of your poems? >>> However, Damodar Prasad's poem points to uncommon paradoxes. >>> kalyani >>> >>> >>> On 6/29/08, damodar prasad <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >>>> >>>> Needless to state. Even then I need to take care to state that the poem >>>> I had *published* has no connection with Sreenivas' *rachana. >>>> >>>> * On 6/29/08, sreenivas v.p <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you say you are liberal , she will dominate you >>>>> >>>>> If you dominate her, she will accept you >>>>> >>>>> If you don't laugh every time , she will say u r not confident >>>>> >>>>> and If you don't exploit her , she will think you are not smart >>>>> >>>>> if you dont iron your clothes, u r unhygenic >>>>> >>>>> if she dont iron her clothes, it is fashion >>>>> >>>>> regards >>>>> >>>>> sreenivasan.v.p >>>>> >>>>> bangalore >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> --- On *Sun, 29/6/08, damodar prasad <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>*wrote: >>>>> >>>>> From: damodar prasad <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>>>> Subject: [GreenYouth] a poem - why men die before women >>>>> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], "Green Youth Movement" < >>>>> [email protected]> >>>>> Date: Sunday, 29 June, 2008, 2:21 PM >>>>> >>>>> *It is not as if men have no problems*: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her >>>>> >>>>> from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. >>>>> >>>>> If you stay home and do the housework, you're pansy. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you work too hard, there is never time for her. >>>>> >>>>> If you don't work enough, you're good for nothing bum. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. >>>>> >>>>> If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay, you should get off >>>>> your ass and find something better >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. >>>>> >>>>> If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment >>>>> >>>>> If you keep quiet, its male indifference. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you cry, you're a wimp >>>>> >>>>> If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you thump her, its wife bashing. >>>>> >>>>> If she thumps you, it's self defense. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist >>>>> >>>>> If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated >>>>> woman. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination >>>>> >>>>> If she asks you, it's a favour. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, >>>>> >>>>> You're a pervert. >>>>> >>>>> If you don't, you're gay. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, >>>>> >>>>> You're sexist. >>>>> >>>>> If you don't you're unromantic. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. >>>>> >>>>> If you don't, you're a slob. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you buy her flowers, you're after something. >>>>> >>>>> If you don't, you're not thoughtful. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. >>>>> >>>>> If you're not, you're not ambitious. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If she has a headache, she's tried. >>>>> >>>>> If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> If you want it too often, you're oversexed. >>>>> >>>>> If you don't, there must be someone else. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! >>>>> >>>>> THEY WANT TO!! >>>>> >>>>> ------------------------------ >>>>> Get an email ID as [EMAIL PROTECTED] or [EMAIL PROTECTED] Click >>>>> here.<http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_dbid_4/*http://in.promos.yahoo.com/address> >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >> >> >> -- >> Bobby Kunhu > > > -- Bobby Kunhu --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Green Youth Movement" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/greenyouth?hl=en-GB -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
