Needless to state. Even then I need to take care to state that the poem I had *published* has no connection with Sreenivas' *rachana.
* On 6/29/08, sreenivas v.p <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > > If you say you are liberal , she will dominate you > > If you dominate her, she will accept you > > If you don't laugh every time , she will say u r not confident > > and If you don't exploit her , she will think you are not smart > > if you dont iron your clothes, u r unhygenic > > if she dont iron her clothes, it is fashion > > regards > > sreenivasan.v.p > > bangalore > > > --- On *Sun, 29/6/08, damodar prasad <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>* wrote: > > From: damodar prasad <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: [GreenYouth] a poem - why men die before women > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], "Green Youth Movement" < > [email protected]> > Date: Sunday, 29 June, 2008, 2:21 PM > > *It is not as if men have no problems*: > > > > If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her > > from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. > > If you stay home and do the housework, you're pansy. > > > > If you work too hard, there is never time for her. > > If you don't work enough, you're good for nothing bum. > > > > If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. > > If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your > ass and find something better > > > > If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. > > If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. > > > > If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment > > If you keep quiet, its male indifference. > > > > If you cry, you're a wimp > > If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. > > > > If you thump her, its wife bashing. > > If she thumps you, it's self defense. > > > > If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist > > If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. > > > > If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination > > If she asks you, it's a favour. > > > > If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, > > You're a pervert. > > If you don't, you're gay. > > > > If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, > > You're sexist. > > If you don't you're unromantic. > > > > If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. > > If you don't, you're a slob. > > > > If you buy her flowers, you're after something. > > If you don't, you're not thoughtful. > > > > If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. > > If you're not, you're not ambitious. > > > > If she has a headache, she's tried. > > If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. > > > > If you want it too often, you're oversexed. > > If you don't, there must be someone else. > > > > NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! > > THEY WANT TO!! > > > > > > > ------------------------------ > Get an email ID as [EMAIL PROTECTED] or [EMAIL PROTECTED] Click > here.<http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_dbid_4/*http://in.promos.yahoo.com/address> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Green Youth Movement" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/greenyouth?hl=en-GB -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
