Friends, How to distnguish between both of your poems? However, Damodar Prasad's poem points to uncommon paradoxes. kalyani
On 6/29/08, damodar prasad <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Needless to state. Even then I need to take care to state that the poem I > had *published* has no connection with Sreenivas' *rachana. > > * On 6/29/08, sreenivas v.p <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> If you say you are liberal , she will dominate you >> >> If you dominate her, she will accept you >> >> If you don't laugh every time , she will say u r not confident >> >> and If you don't exploit her , she will think you are not smart >> >> if you dont iron your clothes, u r unhygenic >> >> if she dont iron her clothes, it is fashion >> >> regards >> >> sreenivasan.v.p >> >> bangalore >> >> >> --- On *Sun, 29/6/08, damodar prasad <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>* wrote: >> >> From: damodar prasad <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> Subject: [GreenYouth] a poem - why men die before women >> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], "Green Youth Movement" < >> [email protected]> >> Date: Sunday, 29 June, 2008, 2:21 PM >> >> *It is not as if men have no problems*: >> >> >> >> If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her >> >> from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. >> >> If you stay home and do the housework, you're pansy. >> >> >> >> If you work too hard, there is never time for her. >> >> If you don't work enough, you're good for nothing bum. >> >> >> >> If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. >> >> If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your >> ass and find something better >> >> >> >> If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. >> >> If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. >> >> >> >> If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment >> >> If you keep quiet, its male indifference. >> >> >> >> If you cry, you're a wimp >> >> If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. >> >> >> >> If you thump her, its wife bashing. >> >> If she thumps you, it's self defense. >> >> >> >> If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist >> >> If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. >> >> >> >> If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination >> >> If she asks you, it's a favour. >> >> >> >> If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, >> >> You're a pervert. >> >> If you don't, you're gay. >> >> >> >> If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, >> >> You're sexist. >> >> If you don't you're unromantic. >> >> >> >> If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. >> >> If you don't, you're a slob. >> >> >> >> If you buy her flowers, you're after something. >> >> If you don't, you're not thoughtful. >> >> >> >> If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. >> >> If you're not, you're not ambitious. >> >> >> >> If she has a headache, she's tried. >> >> If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. >> >> >> >> If you want it too often, you're oversexed. >> >> If you don't, there must be someone else. >> >> >> >> NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! >> >> THEY WANT TO!! >> >> ------------------------------ >> Get an email ID as [EMAIL PROTECTED] or [EMAIL PROTECTED] Click >> here.<http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_dbid_4/*http://in.promos.yahoo.com/address> >> >> > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Green Youth Movement" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/greenyouth?hl=en-GB -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
