Muller writes:
<< I HAVE to offer incentives to try & lure the interests away from the
"Joni In Fiction" section. Must be all those pretty pictures...they're lured
there like pigs to slop >>
HA! Pigs to slop! HA! My super-intelligent Joni in Fiction fans? Au
contraire, merde pour la tete!
Do you have any idea what we "covers fans" do when you finally go to bed at
Jonifests, Muller? We play our beloved "Covers Frisbee" until the sun comes
up. Hundreds and hundreds of luminous discs flying through the night and into
the sun's first light. You'd think it was the friggin' Northern Lights. But
no, it's just all these useless Joni cover discs none of us can bear to play.
We must have had at least a thousand going at Jonifest '02!
We laugh at you and your Joni baloney covers, Muller! WE LAUGH!
Hey, everyone! Who wants the new Chumba Wumba cover of "Dancin' Clown?"
I didn't hear anyone, did you, Muller? Sure, every now and then one of us
will write for one of your foolish covers CDs . . . but not because we
actually want the wretched things -- it's because we feel so sorry for you,
Muller, and want to give you one more pathetic reason to live yet another
soul-killing day.
One more thing, Bob . . . when we kiss you, we wipe our mouths! WE WIPE OUR
MOUTHS!
I also like to take this opportunity to thank each and every one of the
57,934,915 Joni fans who visited Joni in Fiction today. I promise I'll answer
all your e-mails soon!
--Bob
