Psst, Martha. its me, Luna, Kate's dog. She is away from her computer for
now so I thought I would see how this thing works. I heard her laughing
reading her email this morning, so I wanted to see what was so funny. It is
kind of hard typing this cuz my toenails are getting kind of long...But I
have to tell you...
YOU think YOU have problems. I have never had ANY at all. Ever. Once there
was this cute boxer that lived next door but they wouldn't let me do it with
him. Then they took me to the vet and gave me an operation. At least you
have the promise of someday, even if you have to wait til Christmas. I have
nothing & I just don't care anymore. All I have is a dumb cat to play with
who never wants to play with me. I get yelled at when I pounce on her &
yelled at when I try & sleep on the couch. The cat is allowed to sleep on
the couch and even sleep on the bed. But not me. She even gets to walk on
the counter & the dining room table. I tried standing on the dining room
table too once, but they even yelled at me for that.
Martha wrote, >>>Men!!!!Here I am, maternal juices flowing, dressed to kill,
leg a shaking and the bastard says not tonight! I have to wait for Xmas!
Huh, like he will have to wait till Xmas. Girls, he just doesn;'t understand
a woman's needs. I want BABIES. NOW! Any offers? I'll take anybody, really,
no pedigree required. Just gimme some loving. Please? pretty please? oh ****
you then! grr grr Martha-thinking of starting a politically correct left
wing group for
bitches who ain't getting it....<<<
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