Hey dogs and cats, it's Daisy and Molly here, Evian's dog and cat.
Can't chat long, because we both have a long day planned of sitting in
the window barking at everyone who comes within 4000 feet of the house,
followed by breaking into the cupboard and stealing the cat treats,
perhaps breaking into the garbage (smells like there might be some sort
of old meat, rotten fruit, and tea bags in there so we can't resist),
and top of the day by stealing the people's underwear from the laundry
room and destroying it. Hmmm, maybe we should both plan to go into heat
again right away, since the stupid bastards are too lazy to get us fixed
-- Bob Barker, come save us.........
Woof and Meow y'all
