> YOU think YOU have problems. I have never had ANY at all. Ever. Once there
> was this cute boxer that lived next door but they wouldn't let me do it with
> him. Then they took me to the vet and gave me an operation. At least you
> have the promise of someday, even if you have to wait til Christmas. I have
> nothing & I just don't care anymore.
you count yourdself lucky. I had it with Brad last October. It wasn't bad. I let
him do it 3 times. BUT then I started to get fat, real fat, he went right off
me, just l,ike a man. Anyway, then 9 weeks later I got theese terrible pains in
my belly and it worse than needing to go poo poo. SIX babies came out. SIX! They
wer quite cute but I tell you after a few weeks of thos buggers chomping on my
tits, I had had enough! Thank God the butler feeds them now.
> All I have is a dumb cat to play with
> who never wants to play with me. I get yelled at when I pounce on her
We had some cats living with us too. It was great fun when we allc hased them
and made them spit. But the butler sent them away cos he didn't think it right
that 8 dogs should play with the cats that way.
> &
> yelled at when I try & sleep on the couch. The cat is allowed to sleep on
> the couch and even sleep on the bed. But not me. She even gets to walk on
> the counter & the dining room table. I tried standing on the dining room
> table too once, but they even yelled at me for that.
We don't have a dining room table but we do get to sleep on the bed and on the
couch. In fact we are allowed where ever we fancy. I like the bed best as long
as the butler moves up a bit. At weekends the butler has the other butler
sleeping in there too! Then I can't sleep on the pillows.
What a life!
