Re: California (totally NJC)

[Kakki]

Don,

I thought they were hilarious and probably more clever than what the average
CA native could come up with.  Please send more if you think of them.  At
least they are fresh insults instead of the same old "I hope they fall into
the ocean", "land of fruits and nuts", "no culture, plastic, space cadets,
blah, blah" variety ;-D

Kakki, mutated and proud native

> Oh no -- I'm quite myself.  See, I live in the Midwest
> ... which will undoubtedly make those in CA see my
> greatest hits list as simply mean-spirited ... and
> those in NY wonder where, precisely, the Midwest is.