oh but cath cath cath!!!! i had even written a little rhyme for you!!!!! but
as one and only birthday fairy i have my pride, you know...
in any case, since the laws of nature are of little if any account for this
gorgeous and beyond-good-and-evil being [ME], i declare today
APRIL 2
AND THUS SAY:
CATHERINE OF ARAGON WAS SMART
SHE KEPT HER NECK AND WORE HER EMERALDS
CATHERINE THE GREAT WAS HORNY
AND SHE SLEPT WITH ALL HER GENERALS
BUT OUR OWN CATHERINE IS EVEN WORSE!
SHE'LL NEVER TELL HER DATE OF BIRTH!!!
BUT OH THIS MARVELOUS BIRTHDAY FAIRY
IS QUITE FORGIVING BECAUSE IT'S VERY
GLAD TO'VE WON AND SAY:
''I KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY, CATH MCKAY''!!!!!!!!!!!!
AT LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST! [insert TURANDOT theme here]
so happy birthday, XENA!!!!!!! we love you!
a triumphant yet so graceful birthday fairy
-----Mensaje original-----
De: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]En nombre de
Catherine McKay
Enviado el: Lunes, 14 de Mayo de 2001 03:17 p.m.
Para: Wally Kairuz
CC: Jonilist
Asunto: Re: may 14!!!!!!!!! njc
--- Wally Kairuz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> well, not only may 14....
>
> these adorable jmdl enfants have had birthdays
> recently:
>
> may 11: SARA* [yes, sara apostrophe]\
> may 12: kelly loughran
>
> and today, may 14 proper, MR. gerry from the UK is
> finally coming of age!
Well, humph, Mr. B.F. I'm, like, tewtally insulted
that you never wished me a public H.B. even AFTER you
asked me the date. I will admit that I was somewhat
*coy* in my response to your inquiry, burying my
answer in a hard-to-find place because I'm ambivalent
about the whole birthday thing. I mean, I want my cake
(I really DO!) AND I want to eat it too. And, why
not, I ask? I DO want it ALL!!!
And, not that anyone wants to be reminded that they've
aged YET AGAIN (dammit all - I wanna be like Merlin
and age backwards, but it still ENDS and right now,
that ain't good!) , but still... it's the principle of
the thing. It's like, back in the days when
construction workers used to whistle at anything in a
skirt (including Scottish guys), I'd be insulted if
they did, but also insulted if they didn't, y'know?
You realize what a can of worms you've opened when you
wish ANYONE a happy birthday - because it just makes
it so much easier to forget someone else.
<Sob>. <Big Boohoo>. Feeling singularly UNLOVED! Who
even wants a stupid birthday anyway?
By the way, it was April 2nd. One day after April
Fool's day.
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