--- Wally Kairuz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> well, not only may 14....
>
> these adorable jmdl enfants have had birthdays
> recently:
>
> may 11: SARA* [yes, sara apostrophe]\
> may 12: kelly loughran
>
> and today, may 14 proper, MR. gerry from the UK is
> finally coming of age!
Well, humph, Mr. B.F. I'm, like, tewtally insulted
that you never wished me a public H.B. even AFTER you
asked me the date. I will admit that I was somewhat
*coy* in my response to your inquiry, burying my
answer in a hard-to-find place because I'm ambivalent
about the whole birthday thing. I mean, I want my cake
(I really DO!) AND I want to eat it too. And, why
not, I ask? I DO want it ALL!!!
And, not that anyone wants to be reminded that they've
aged YET AGAIN (dammit all - I wanna be like Merlin
and age backwards, but it still ENDS and right now,
that ain't good!) , but still... it's the principle of
the thing. It's like, back in the days when
construction workers used to whistle at anything in a
skirt (including Scottish guys), I'd be insulted if
they did, but also insulted if they didn't, y'know?
You realize what a can of worms you've opened when you
wish ANYONE a happy birthday - because it just makes
it so much easier to forget someone else.
<Sob>. <Big Boohoo>. Feeling singularly UNLOVED! Who
even wants a stupid birthday anyway?
By the way, it was April 2nd. One day after April
Fool's day.
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