A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front
of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear,"
she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all
wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a
mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her
husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about
myself." He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a
soft, thoughtful voice,
"Well, .....there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at
St.Anselm's Memorial Chapel.
David in Ballarat
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