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>A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly >her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some >more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn >them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going >to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said >be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn >them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to >salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE >THE SALT! THE SALT!" > >The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I >don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" > >The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like >when I'm driving with you in the f$#%ing car."
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