Ente yang ngumpet, wong saya bisa komunikasi dengan munadi sunu, greg dll
tuh.
Mancing nih ye.
Gua dongengin ya, gini:
Suatu hari abah ke kolam subang bersama nyonyah saya yang sah. Sampai di
kolam enta kerna pasal apa nyonya uring2an kepada penjaga kolam, ternyata
itu penjaga udah lama kagak kasih makan ikan di kolam lantaran peletnya
sudah habis and baru baru lafor setelah 5 ari kagak ngasih makan itu ikan.
Abah khan orangnya sangat sabar, trus bilang ke nyonya agar tidak usah
marah, abah sarankan agar ikannya di kasih e'e' saja dulu.
Walau sambil ngomel, sore itu juga diperintahkan untuk membuat pilindung
agar waktu buang hajat tidak di toong oleh orang (takut kalau ada anggota
milis yang nyasar kesono)....dan langsung "memberi makan" ikan2 yang udah 5
ari kelaparan.
Dengan wajah bahagia, doi katakan bahwa ikannya kumpul semua menyantap itu
umpan yang paling mujarab; terus doi minta abah melanjutkan tugas kasih
makan, katanya banyak yang belum kebagian.
Abah pun mulailah......apa mo dikata, ternyata tiada seekorpun yang
menghampiri umpan produksi abah.
Waktu doi tanya bagaimana, abah pun hanya tersenyum saja;.........terus
tidur berdua......gosok2....goyang2....dsb.
E'e' abah di cuekin ikan??!!, abah jadi penasaran, bangun pagi banget
langsung nangkring diatas kolam, terus menembakkan umpan mujarab....e..e..e
kagak juga disamperin ama itu ikan, busyet dah, nongkrong udeh cape,
langsung cuci fantat terus ngloyor dongkol ama ikan yang diskriminatif itu.
Giliran doi bangun, langsung juga ke kolam buang umpan, abah intip...dasar
kecoa, itu ikan langsung saza nyerbu umpan doi.
Abah jadi penasaran, tanya ama penunggu kolam, karena dia ahlinya dan konon
bisa bicara ama ikan; dia pun menyanggupi untuk menanyakan kepada ikans itu.
Setelah ada dialog antara penunggu kolam dengan masyarakat ikan. dia
nyamperin abah sambil senyum2; abah tak sabar langsung saza tanya: "apa kata
ikan itu?", dia bilang: "kata ikan, kalau ibu ngasih umpan sambil senyum,
tapi bapak ngasih makan sambil ngancam pakai pentungan, jadi ikan itu takut
sama bapak"
Dassaaarrrr, he he he.
p.
----- Original Message -----
From: Irwin Ismail <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, September 15, 2000 9:46 AM
Subject: [mancing-l] help!
> abah sama kapten lagi ngumpet dimana yah?..
> ---
> riza.
>
>
> > Help me, please!
> >
> > Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all
other system activity.
> > Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Pool 2.5 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected.
> >
> > I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about
going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program.
> > Can you help me?
> > Jonathan Powell
> >
> >
> > Dear Jonathan Powell,
> >
> > This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT"
program.
> >
> > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO UNINSTALL, DELETE, OR PURGE the program
from the system once installed. Trying to uninstall Wife 1.0 can be
disastrous. Doing so may destroy your MEMORY, and MEMORY CONFLICT occured.
> >
> > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 Because Wife 1.0 is not designed
to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up
with more problems than the original system.
> >
> > Look in your manual under Warnings - Alimony/Child Support.
> >
> > Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the background while Wife
1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a System
conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-recoverable system crash. Some users
have tried to download similar products such as Fling and 1Niteonly. Often
their systems have become infected with a virus.
> > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
> >
> > Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume
all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
> > The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset
button as soon as lockup occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take
the blame for all GPFs.
> >
> > Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance. Suggestions
for improved operation of Wife 1.0: Monthly use utilities such as TLC and
FTD; Frequently use Communicator 5.0.
>
> > Yours Truly,
>
>
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