Bah....penjaga kolamnya pasti salah nerjemahin bahasa ikan. Dia ngga mau
makan umpan Abah, karena takut ada burung kuntul yg. paruhnya bujel,
mengarah kebawah siap matuk...he..he...bukan pentungan ( emangnya liat ikan
joran Abah bisa jadi pentung..?..he..he..)
----- Original Message -----
From: Pudjo Basuki MBA <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, September 15, 2000 6:46 PM
Subject: [mancing-l] ngumpet
> Ente yang ngumpet, wong saya bisa komunikasi dengan munadi sunu, greg dll
> tuh.
> Mancing nih ye.
> Gua dongengin ya, gini:
> Suatu hari abah ke kolam subang bersama nyonyah saya yang sah. Sampai di
> kolam enta kerna pasal apa nyonya uring2an kepada penjaga kolam, ternyata
> itu penjaga udah lama kagak kasih makan ikan di kolam lantaran peletnya
> sudah habis and baru baru lafor setelah 5 ari kagak ngasih makan itu ikan.
> Abah khan orangnya sangat sabar, trus bilang ke nyonya agar tidak usah
> marah, abah sarankan agar ikannya di kasih e'e' saja dulu.
> Walau sambil ngomel, sore itu juga diperintahkan untuk membuat pilindung
> agar waktu buang hajat tidak di toong oleh orang (takut kalau ada anggota
> milis yang nyasar kesono)....dan langsung "memberi makan" ikan2 yang udah
5
> ari kelaparan.
> Dengan wajah bahagia, doi katakan bahwa ikannya kumpul semua menyantap itu
> umpan yang paling mujarab; terus doi minta abah melanjutkan tugas kasih
> makan, katanya banyak yang belum kebagian.
> Abah pun mulailah......apa mo dikata, ternyata tiada seekorpun yang
> menghampiri umpan produksi abah.
> Waktu doi tanya bagaimana, abah pun hanya tersenyum saja;.........terus
> tidur berdua......gosok2....goyang2....dsb.
> E'e' abah di cuekin ikan??!!, abah jadi penasaran, bangun pagi banget
> langsung nangkring diatas kolam, terus menembakkan umpan
mujarab....e..e..e
> kagak juga disamperin ama itu ikan, busyet dah, nongkrong udeh cape,
> langsung cuci fantat terus ngloyor dongkol ama ikan yang diskriminatif
itu.
> Giliran doi bangun, langsung juga ke kolam buang umpan, abah intip...dasar
> kecoa, itu ikan langsung saza nyerbu umpan doi.
> Abah jadi penasaran, tanya ama penunggu kolam, karena dia ahlinya dan
konon
> bisa bicara ama ikan; dia pun menyanggupi untuk menanyakan kepada ikans
itu.
> Setelah ada dialog antara penunggu kolam dengan masyarakat ikan. dia
> nyamperin abah sambil senyum2; abah tak sabar langsung saza tanya: "apa
kata
> ikan itu?", dia bilang: "kata ikan, kalau ibu ngasih umpan sambil senyum,
> tapi bapak ngasih makan sambil ngancam pakai pentungan, jadi ikan itu
takut
> sama bapak"
> Dassaaarrrr, he he he.
> p.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Irwin Ismail <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Friday, September 15, 2000 9:46 AM
> Subject: [mancing-l] help!
>
>
> > abah sama kapten lagi ngumpet dimana yah?..
> > ---
> > riza.
> >
> >
> > > Help me, please!
> > >
> > > Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new
> program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
> valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
> product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
> programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all
> other system activity.
> > > Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Pool 2.5 no longer run,
> crashing the system whenever selected.
> > >
> > > I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about
> going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program.
> > > Can you help me?
> > > Jonathan Powell
> > >
> > >
> > > Dear Jonathan Powell,
> > >
> > > This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
> primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0
> with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT"
> program.
> > >
> > > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
> everything. WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO UNINSTALL, DELETE, OR PURGE the program
> from the system once installed. Trying to uninstall Wife 1.0 can be
> disastrous. Doing so may destroy your MEMORY, and MEMORY CONFLICT occured.
> > >
> > > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 Because Wife 1.0 is not designed
> to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end
up
> with more problems than the original system.
> > >
> > > Look in your manual under Warnings - Alimony/Child Support.
> > >
> > > Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the background while Wife
> 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a System
> conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-recoverable system crash. Some
users
> have tried to download similar products such as Fling and 1Niteonly.
Often
> their systems have become infected with a virus.
> > > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
> > >
> > > Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
> entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume
> all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
> > > The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset
> button as soon as lockup occurs. System will run smooth as long as you
take
> the blame for all GPFs.
> > >
> > > Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance. Suggestions
> for improved operation of Wife 1.0: Monthly use utilities such as TLC and
> FTD; Frequently use Communicator 5.0.
> >
> > > Yours Truly,
> >
> >
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