Re: [mancing-l] ngumpet

[Munadi Umar]

ikannya pada takut ama tu joran soale item kueker serem sih. Pudjo Basuki MBA wrote: > > Ente yang ngumpet, wong saya bisa komunikasi dengan munadi sunu, greg dll > tuh. > Mancing nih ye. > Gua dongengin ya, gini: > Suatu hari abah ke kolam subang bersama nyonyah saya yang sah. Sampai di > kolam enta kerna pasal apa nyonya uring2an kepada penjaga kolam, ternyata > itu penjaga udah lama kagak kasih makan ikan di kolam lantaran peletnya > sudah habis and baru baru lafor setelah 5 ari kagak ngasih makan itu ikan. > Abah khan orangnya sangat sabar, trus bilang ke nyonya agar tidak usah > marah, abah sarankan agar ikannya di kasih e'e' saja dulu. > Walau sambil ngomel, sore itu juga diperintahkan untuk membuat pilindung > agar waktu buang hajat tidak di toong oleh orang (takut kalau ada anggota > milis yang nyasar kesono)....dan langsung "memberi makan" ikan2 yang udah 5 > ari kelaparan. > Dengan wajah bahagia, doi katakan bahwa ikannya kumpul semua menyantap itu > umpan yang paling mujarab; terus doi minta abah melanjutkan tugas kasih > makan, katanya banyak yang belum kebagian. > Abah pun mulailah......apa mo dikata, ternyata tiada seekorpun yang > menghampiri umpan produksi abah. > Waktu doi tanya bagaimana, abah pun hanya tersenyum saja;.........terus > tidur berdua......gosok2....goyang2....dsb. > E'e' abah di cuekin ikan??!!, abah jadi penasaran, bangun pagi banget > langsung nangkring diatas kolam, terus menembakkan umpan mujarab....e..e..e > kagak juga disamperin ama itu ikan, busyet dah, nongkrong udeh cape, > langsung cuci fantat terus ngloyor dongkol ama ikan yang diskriminatif itu. > Giliran doi bangun, langsung juga ke kolam buang umpan, abah intip...dasar > kecoa, itu ikan langsung saza nyerbu umpan doi. > Abah jadi penasaran, tanya ama penunggu kolam, karena dia ahlinya dan konon > bisa bicara ama ikan; dia pun menyanggupi untuk menanyakan kepada ikans itu. > Setelah ada dialog antara penunggu kolam dengan masyarakat ikan. dia > nyamperin abah sambil senyum2; abah tak sabar langsung saza tanya: "apa kata > ikan itu?", dia bilang: "kata ikan, kalau ibu ngasih umpan sambil senyum, > tapi bapak ngasih makan sambil ngancam pakai pentungan, jadi ikan itu takut > sama bapak" > Dassaaarrrr, he he he. > p. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Irwin Ismail <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Friday, September 15, 2000 9:46 AM > Subject: [mancing-l] help! > > > abah sama kapten lagi ngumpet dimana yah?.. > > --- > > riza. > > > > > > > Help me, please! > > > > > > Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new > program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and > valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the > product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other > programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all > other system activity. > > > Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Pool 2.5 no longer run, > crashing the system whenever selected. > > > > > > I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about > going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program. > > > Can you help me? > > > Jonathan Powell > > > > > > > > > Dear Jonathan Powell, > > > > > > This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to > primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 > with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT" > program. > > > > > > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run > everything. WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO UNINSTALL, DELETE, OR PURGE the program > from the system once installed. Trying to uninstall Wife 1.0 can be > disastrous. Doing so may destroy your MEMORY, and MEMORY CONFLICT occured. > > > > > > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 Because Wife 1.0 is not designed > to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up > with more problems than the original system. > > > > > > Look in your manual under Warnings - Alimony/Child Support. > > > > > > Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the background while Wife > 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a System > conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-recoverable system crash. Some users > have tried to download similar products such as Fling and 1Niteonly. Often > their systems have become infected with a virus. > > > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. > > > > > > Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the > entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume > all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. > > > The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset > button as soon as lockup occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take > the blame for all GPFs. > > > > > > Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance. Suggestions > for improved operation of Wife 1.0: Monthly use utilities such as TLC and > FTD; Frequently use Communicator 5.0. > > > > > Yours Truly, > > > > > > _____________________________________________________________ > > www.MancingL.com, The best Indonesian Fishing Site! > > visit us at--> http://www.MancingL.com > > Fishing information, Free email, Free game, Mailing list, Buletin Board, > and many more! > > > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Millis ini terselengara berkat dukungan PT. 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