ng'kali ya??!!, ntar abah tanyaain lagi ah; kali bener ente, eh... nggak,
pasti bener si penjaga kolam kerna ikan koi yang gede2 itu kaga takut ama
burung kuntul, munkin juga yang bener adalah bahwa ikan2 itu takut ama kon..
yang kecan...tol, he he he
p.
----- Original Message -----
From: Greg <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, September 15, 2000 9:57 PM
Subject: Re: [mancing-l] ngumpet
> Bah....penjaga kolamnya pasti salah nerjemahin bahasa ikan. Dia ngga mau
> makan umpan Abah, karena takut ada burung kuntul yg. paruhnya bujel,
> mengarah kebawah siap matuk...he..he...bukan pentungan ( emangnya liat
ikan
> joran Abah bisa jadi pentung..?..he..he..)
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Pudjo Basuki MBA <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Friday, September 15, 2000 6:46 PM
> Subject: [mancing-l] ngumpet
>
>
> > Ente yang ngumpet, wong saya bisa komunikasi dengan munadi sunu, greg
dll
> > tuh.
> > Mancing nih ye.
> > Gua dongengin ya, gini:
> > Suatu hari abah ke kolam subang bersama nyonyah saya yang sah. Sampai di
> > kolam enta kerna pasal apa nyonya uring2an kepada penjaga kolam,
ternyata
> > itu penjaga udah lama kagak kasih makan ikan di kolam lantaran peletnya
> > sudah habis and baru baru lafor setelah 5 ari kagak ngasih makan itu
ikan.
> > Abah khan orangnya sangat sabar, trus bilang ke nyonya agar tidak usah
> > marah, abah sarankan agar ikannya di kasih e'e' saja dulu.
> > Walau sambil ngomel, sore itu juga diperintahkan untuk membuat pilindung
> > agar waktu buang hajat tidak di toong oleh orang (takut kalau ada
anggota
> > milis yang nyasar kesono)....dan langsung "memberi makan" ikan2 yang
udah
> 5
> > ari kelaparan.
> > Dengan wajah bahagia, doi katakan bahwa ikannya kumpul semua menyantap
itu
> > umpan yang paling mujarab; terus doi minta abah melanjutkan tugas kasih
> > makan, katanya banyak yang belum kebagian.
> > Abah pun mulailah......apa mo dikata, ternyata tiada seekorpun yang
> > menghampiri umpan produksi abah.
> > Waktu doi tanya bagaimana, abah pun hanya tersenyum saja;.........terus
> > tidur berdua......gosok2....goyang2....dsb.
> > E'e' abah di cuekin ikan??!!, abah jadi penasaran, bangun pagi banget
> > langsung nangkring diatas kolam, terus menembakkan umpan
> mujarab....e..e..e
> > kagak juga disamperin ama itu ikan, busyet dah, nongkrong udeh cape,
> > langsung cuci fantat terus ngloyor dongkol ama ikan yang diskriminatif
> itu.
> > Giliran doi bangun, langsung juga ke kolam buang umpan, abah
intip...dasar
> > kecoa, itu ikan langsung saza nyerbu umpan doi.
> > Abah jadi penasaran, tanya ama penunggu kolam, karena dia ahlinya dan
> konon
> > bisa bicara ama ikan; dia pun menyanggupi untuk menanyakan kepada ikans
> itu.
> > Setelah ada dialog antara penunggu kolam dengan masyarakat ikan. dia
> > nyamperin abah sambil senyum2; abah tak sabar langsung saza tanya: "apa
> kata
> > ikan itu?", dia bilang: "kata ikan, kalau ibu ngasih umpan sambil
senyum,
> > tapi bapak ngasih makan sambil ngancam pakai pentungan, jadi ikan itu
> takut
> > sama bapak"
> > Dassaaarrrr, he he he.
> > p.
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: Irwin Ismail <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Sent: Friday, September 15, 2000 9:46 AM
> > Subject: [mancing-l] help!
> >
> >
> > > abah sama kapten lagi ngumpet dimana yah?..
> > > ---
> > > riza.
> > >
> > >
> > > > Help me, please!
> > > >
> > > > Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
> new
> > program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space
and
> > valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
> > product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
> > programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors
all
> > other system activity.
> > > > Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Pool 2.5 no longer run,
> > crashing the system whenever selected.
> > > >
> > > > I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about
> > going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this
program.
> > > > Can you help me?
> > > > Jonathan Powell
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dear Jonathan Powell,
> > > >
> > > > This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due
to
> > primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife
1.0
> > with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT"
> > program.
> > > >
> > > > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
> > everything. WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO UNINSTALL, DELETE, OR PURGE the
program
> > from the system once installed. Trying to uninstall Wife 1.0 can be
> > disastrous. Doing so may destroy your MEMORY, and MEMORY CONFLICT
occured.
> > > >
> > > > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 Because Wife 1.0 is not
designed
> > to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but
end
> up
> > with more problems than the original system.
> > > >
> > > > Look in your manual under Warnings - Alimony/Child Support.
> > > >
> > > > Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the background while
Wife
> > 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a System
> > conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-recoverable system crash. Some
> users
> > have tried to download similar products such as Fling and 1Niteonly.
> Often
> > their systems have become infected with a virus.
> > > > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
> > > >
> > > > Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
> > entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must
assume
> > all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
> > > > The best course of action will be to push apologize button then
reset
> > button as soon as lockup occurs. System will run smooth as long as you
> take
> > the blame for all GPFs.
> > > >
> > > > Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.
Suggestions
> > for improved operation of Wife 1.0: Monthly use utilities such as TLC
and
> > FTD; Frequently use Communicator 5.0.
> > >
> > > > Yours Truly,
> > >
> > >
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