Well guys, it finally happened. My car was stolen today from my University
carpark - yes the one with the big sign saying 'this carpark is under
constant security supervision'. The f**king prick[s] did it at about
2:00pm, Tuesday (Melbourne Time). The thing is, they didn't even get it out
of Clayton (I go to monash) before they spun out through a dog-leg bend
going to fast (hugh skid marks) smashed the front into a telegraph pole,
fucking the whole front, bonnet, grill, bumper, disaligning the whole front
of the car, and pushing the fan right into the radiator. But wait, there's
more - they then managed to spin the rear into a fence, knocking the fence
over (brick) and totally crushing the rear quater pannel in, pushing the
rear bumper into the body, and disaligning the whole rear (boot lid, door
etc). Who knows what the did to the axles etc, but they are probably out of
alignment too. But hang on, that's not all. THey managed to take out the
power/communications for that whole region for ages.
While this is all happening, I'm still in classes at uni, so the cops phone
home, and tell my parents that I've wrapped the car around a pole, and can't
be seen anywhere, sending my parents into 'shitting-themselves-mode' and
traveling all over clayton and surrounding hospitals to see if they could
find me. The wankers then come into my class at uni (around 300 people) and
tell me to come outside. THey had been given a description of a guy running
away from the scene, and even though it is obviously not me, continue to
tell me that, 'it's a hoon's car, and that they expected to arrest me for
crashing and leaving the crime (in not so little words), thinking that I had
crashed the car, and decided to leave it in the middle of the street to
return to the lecture I was missing.
The police then told me that I was not to toutch the car, because they
wanted to fingerprint it, so I went to the place it was towed to, and they
stuck a huge 'DEFECTIVE VEHICLE (Major box ticked)' sticker on it becasue of
the wheels (worn-ish tyres and sticking outside the guards by a few
millimeters).
Having a shit day at uni, and then finishing to find that your beloved
6-month old and yet-to-be-pranged car had not only been stolen but most
probably ritten off, and then called a hoon by some fuck-up of a cop whose
never even seen me drive. Unbelievable. It's cops like that understanding
bastard that give the police force such a great name - he could have just
told me to get them fixed, and I would have done so!
Well I guess I should stop feeling sorry for myself, and begin to play the
waiting game, while I wait to find out whether I will get the insurance pay
out or not........
Chris 'I wish I could slit the fucker's throat who stole it' Halpin
PS - sorry for the french.
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