Amazing how practical jokes bounce back on you.
You have'nt been woken by your lawn mower sitting on the front lawn, pulling
5000 revs, at 2.00am have you?
----- Original Message -----
From: "Brad HALLETT" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, 26 September 2000 23:31 PM
Subject: RE: She's a Go'er
> Nah mate
> Craig has a great sense of humour, and he has done worse to me!
> Last year he removed the auxillary battery of my Range rover, and taped in
> one of those 12 volt fog machine things they use in garden ponds to make
> clouds of artificial fog. He then ran a line from the windscreen washer
to
> it for the water supply and hooked it up to the spotlight relay. I got up
> and went to work as usual, working afternoon shift. At 10pm on the way
home
> I headed down the highway with V8 singing, whacked on the Hella Turinis,
and
> 5 minutes later see smoke coming out from under the bonnet. I pull over
> (Turning to low beam because 4 spotties kill alternator at idle) and no
> smoke. Drove off thinking I was going nuts, hit the spots and 5 mins
later
> smoke again. Pulled over in disgust but left spotties on and smoke poured
> out underneath, so i got the fire extinguisher and gave it a blast up the
> wheel well as we all know what happens when you lift the bonnet on an
engine
> fire. Emptied the extinguisher, couldn't see flame so sloooowly lifted
> bonnet, maglite in hand. WHAT THE????????
>
> I laughed for months after this - funniest joke I've had played on me!
>
> Regards
> Brad HALLETT
> http://www.powerup.com.au/~bhallett
>
> Proudly Endorsing:
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> email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Rick White
> Sent: Tuesday, September 26, 2000 10:49 PM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: RE: She's a Go'er
>
>
> That was mean.
> But very funny.
> I wish I could be there aswell.
>
> --- "Brad HALLETT" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> >size=2>Terry</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2>Top
> >idea with the buzzer. Better idea is not letting anyone drive your
> >Datto!</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> >size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2>Very
> >ironic that you posted this:</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> >size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>A
> mate
> >of mine came over today and asked if I could disconnect his 'La
Cucaracha'
> horns
> >as he has a new girlfriend who is very classy apparently, and he doesn't
> want to
> >accidentally tap the horn (as he does frequently) and look like an
> >idiot.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> >size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> >size=2>Fortunately after he left his Zed here some of my rally mates came
> over
> >and we had a brainstorm. The Lacucaracha horns are now operated by
> the
> >reverse switch unknown to him hehehehehe. I parked it in my front
> yard so
> >he drives straight out, and where he lives he has to park on the
> >road.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> >size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2>Wish I
> >was at the restaurant tonight watching him back out of the undercover
> >carpark!!!</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> >size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> >size=2>Lacucaracha Lacucaracha, la de da de da de da........ How
> >romantic</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> >size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000></SPAN> </DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000></SPAN> </DIV>
> ><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000></SPAN><FONT size=2>Regards<BR>Brad
> >HALLETT<BR><A target=_blank
>
>href="http://www.powerup.com.au/~bhallett">http://www.powerup.com.au/~bhall
> ett</A><BR><BR>Proudly
> >Endorsing:<BR>...DATRATS...<BR><A target=_blank
> >href="http://203.33.35.34/">http://203.33.35.34</A><BR>Datsun
> Dedicated<BR>For
> >Nissan Motorsport Components<BR>Professional Budget Priced competition
> >equipment<BR>Contact Errol SMITH<BR>email:
> >[EMAIL PROTECTED]<BR><BR></DIV></FONT>
> ><BLOCKQUOTE>
> > <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma
> > size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B>
> > [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]<B>On Behalf Of </B>Terry
> > Rudd<BR><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, September 26, 2000 10:48 PM<BR><B>To:</B>
> > [EMAIL PROTECTED]<BR><B>Subject:</B> RE: She's a
> > Go'er<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
> > <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> > size=2>Mel,</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> > <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> > size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> > <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> > size=2>Great news that you're on the road. The dogleg gearbox is great
> when
> > you get used to it. A neat trick for the reverse gear is to fit a
> small
> > buzzer on the reversing light circuit, I did mine mainly to stop dyno
and
> tyre
> > mechanics from running over their co-workers with my
> >Datto.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> > <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> > size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> > <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> size=2>The
> > backfiring with twin carbies is caused by
timing retarded, worn
> > throttle shafts, air is getting past the throttle shafts or
leaking
> inlet
> > manifold gasket and leaning the mixture - either way that
condition
> needs
> > fixing pretty soon as damage can result. When the points are replaced
the
> > timing needs to be set at 14-16 degrees BTDC. I'd get that done first
and
> see
> > what happens.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> > <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> > size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
> > <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> > size=2>regards</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> > <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
> > size=2>Terry</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
> > <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000></SPAN><FONT face="Times New
> Roman"><FONT
> > size=2><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial
> > color=#0000ff></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT> </DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=2><SPAN
> > class=950093712-26092000></SPAN></FONT></FONT> </DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=2><SPAN
> > class=950093712-26092000> </SPAN>-----Original
> > Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]<B>On Behalf Of</B>
Melissa
> > Harris<BR><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, 26 September 2000 4:52 PM<BR><B>To:</B>
> > [EMAIL PROTECTED]<BR><B>Subject:</B> She's a
> > Go'er<BR><BR></DIV></FONT></FONT>
> > <BLOCKQUOTE>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><A
> > href="http://www.gohip.com/free_video/"></A>Finally Folks
</FONT></DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>my baby is out and about legally!! Drove
> to get
> > a Roadworthy and Rego today passing numerous police and not getting
> pulled
> > over!</FONT></DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I got the road worthy done and as i was
> pulling
> > out from the mechanics the car died. I was sitting there in his
> driveway
> > AFTER HE"D SAID IT WAS ROADWORTHY trying to get it to start. no go.
In
> the
> > end he had a look at it and the points in the distributor needed
> replacing.
> > Pretty embarassing. </FONT></DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I'm having difficulties trying to get
the
> hang
> > of this stupid Stanza box. I have put it ino reverse a few times at
> lights.
> > I can imagine how scared the people behind are to see my car coming
> straight
> > back towards them.</FONT></DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Anyway</FONT></DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Happy to be on the road and no doubt
> you'll be
> > hearing from me as shit falls off it and parts blow up.</FONT></DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Mel</FONT></DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>P.S. Is it a problem to have it
backfiring
> > through the carby (Twin SU"s)</FONT></DIV>
> > <DIV><FONT face=Arial
> >
>
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