Shit my sides hurt.
Please stop.
That would off been a sight to see.
I will have to remember that one for the future.
--- "Brad HALLETT" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
>Nah mate
>Craig has a great sense of humour, and he has done worse to me!
>Last year he removed the auxillary battery of my Range rover, and taped in
>one of those 12 volt fog machine things they use in garden ponds to make
>clouds of artificial fog. He then ran a line from the windscreen washer to
>it for the water supply and hooked it up to the spotlight relay. I got up
>and went to work as usual, working afternoon shift. At 10pm on the way home
>I headed down the highway with V8 singing, whacked on the Hella Turinis, and
>5 minutes later see smoke coming out from under the bonnet. I pull over
>(Turning to low beam because 4 spotties kill alternator at idle) and no
>smoke. Drove off thinking I was going nuts, hit the spots and 5 mins later
>smoke again. Pulled over in disgust but left spotties on and smoke poured
>out underneath, so i got the fire extinguisher and gave it a blast up the
>wheel well as we all know what happens when you lift the bonnet on an engine
>fire. Emptied the extinguisher, couldn't see flame so sloooowly lifted
>bonnet, maglite in hand. WHAT THE????????
>
>I laughed for months after this - funniest joke I've had played on me!
>
>Regards
>Brad HALLETT
>http://www.powerup.com.au/~bhallett
>
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>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Rick White
>Sent: Tuesday, September 26, 2000 10:49 PM
>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Subject: RE: She's a Go'er
>
>
>That was mean.
>But very funny.
>I wish I could be there aswell.
>
>--- "Brad HALLETT" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>>size=2>Terry</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>size=2>Top
>>idea with the buzzer. Better idea is not letting anyone drive your
>>Datto!</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>>size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>size=2>Very
>>ironic that you posted this:</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>>size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>A
>mate
>>of mine came over today and asked if I could disconnect his 'La Cucaracha'
>horns
>>as he has a new girlfriend who is very classy apparently, and he doesn't
>want to
>>accidentally tap the horn (as he does frequently) and look like an
>>idiot.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>>size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>>size=2>Fortunately after he left his Zed here some of my rally mates came
>over
>>and we had a brainstorm. The Lacucaracha horns are now operated by
>the
>>reverse switch unknown to him hehehehehe. I parked it in my front
>yard so
>>he drives straight out, and where he lives he has to park on the
>>road.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>>size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>size=2>Wish I
>>was at the restaurant tonight watching him back out of the undercover
>>carpark!!!</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>>size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>>size=2>Lacucaracha Lacucaracha, la de da de da de da........ How
>>romantic</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>>size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000></SPAN> </DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000></SPAN> </DIV>
>><DIV><SPAN class=900422212-26092000></SPAN><FONT size=2>Regards<BR>Brad
>>HALLETT<BR><A target=_blank
>>href="http://www.powerup.com.au/~bhallett">http://www.powerup.com.au/~bhall
>ett</A><BR><BR>Proudly
>>Endorsing:<BR>...DATRATS...<BR><A target=_blank
>>href="http://203.33.35.34/">http://203.33.35.34</A><BR>Datsun
>Dedicated<BR>For
>>Nissan Motorsport Components<BR>Professional Budget Priced competition
>>equipment<BR>Contact Errol SMITH<BR>email:
>>[EMAIL PROTECTED]<BR><BR></DIV></FONT>
>><BLOCKQUOTE>
>> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma
>> size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B>
>> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]<B>On Behalf Of </B>Terry
>> Rudd<BR><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, September 26, 2000 10:48 PM<BR><B>To:</B>
>> [EMAIL PROTECTED]<BR><B>Subject:</B> RE: She's a
>> Go'er<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
>> <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>> size=2>Mel,</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
>> <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>> size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
>> <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>> size=2>Great news that you're on the road. The dogleg gearbox is great
>when
>> you get used to it. A neat trick for the reverse gear is to fit a
>small
>> buzzer on the reversing light circuit, I did mine mainly to stop dyno and
>tyre
>> mechanics from running over their co-workers with my
>>Datto.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
>> <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>> size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
>> <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>size=2>The
>> backfiring with twin carbies is caused by timing retarded, worn
>> throttle shafts, air is getting past the throttle shafts or leaking
>inlet
>> manifold gasket and leaning the mixture - either way that condition
>needs
>> fixing pretty soon as damage can result. When the points are replaced the
>> timing needs to be set at 14-16 degrees BTDC. I'd get that done first and
>see
>> what happens.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
>> <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>> size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
>> <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>> size=2>regards</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
>> <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
>> size=2>Terry</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
>> <DIV><SPAN class=950093712-26092000></SPAN><FONT face="Times New
>Roman"><FONT
>> size=2><SPAN class=950093712-26092000><FONT face=Arial
>> color=#0000ff></FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT> </DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=2><SPAN
>> class=950093712-26092000></SPAN></FONT></FONT> </DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=2><SPAN
>> class=950093712-26092000> </SPAN>-----Original
>> Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]<B>On Behalf Of</B> Melissa
>> Harris<BR><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, 26 September 2000 4:52 PM<BR><B>To:</B>
>> [EMAIL PROTECTED]<BR><B>Subject:</B> She's a
>> Go'er<BR><BR></DIV></FONT></FONT>
>> <BLOCKQUOTE>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><A
>> href="http://www.gohip.com/free_video/"></A>Finally Folks </FONT></DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>my baby is out and about legally!! Drove
>to get
>> a Roadworthy and Rego today passing numerous police and not getting
>pulled
>> over!</FONT></DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I got the road worthy done and as i was
>pulling
>> out from the mechanics the car died. I was sitting there in his
>driveway
>> AFTER HE"D SAID IT WAS ROADWORTHY trying to get it to start. no go. In
>the
>> end he had a look at it and the points in the distributor needed
>replacing.
>> Pretty embarassing. </FONT></DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I'm having difficulties trying to get the
>hang
>> of this stupid Stanza box. I have put it ino reverse a few times at
>lights.
>> I can imagine how scared the people behind are to see my car coming
>straight
>> back towards them.</FONT></DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Anyway</FONT></DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Happy to be on the road and no doubt
>you'll be
>> hearing from me as shit falls off it and parts blow up.</FONT></DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Mel</FONT></DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>P.S. Is it a problem to have it backfiring
>> through the carby (Twin SU"s)</FONT></DIV>
>> <DIV><FONT face=Arial
>>
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