My staffies can be hilarious with their antics.  When the dog was a
puppy he would steal my spanners and hide them in the garden, problem
was I was usually under a car using them at the time.  I would put them
down next to me and he would sneak in, take the spanner and bugger off,
causing a lengthy chase scene like something out of the Benny Hill show.

Another war story which didn't happen directly to me but I watched it
was when the rear passenger side wheel came off a blown RX3 on my mates
dyno at full revs.  The owner threw the wheels on that morning after a
'red eye' on the car and forgot to tighten the nuts.  Wheel absolutely
shot off the car and went straight through the workshop, disintegrated
the fibro wall on the dunny and went through the weatherboard exterior
wall and still had enough inertia to bounce across the road. Luckily
no-one was hurt, but the drums on the dyno were destroyed by the brake
rotor hitting them

Expensive little lesson, that one.

-----Original Message-----
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Sent: Friday, 24 May 2002 10:46 AM
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Subject: Re[2]: War Stories


Hello Brad,

HAHAHA! I nearly wet my pants laughing at that one! You have got to love
dogs.

Thursday, May 23, 2002, 11:26:30 PM, you wrote:

BH> Lying under the Datto grunter years ago with it just sitting on the 
BH> jack, whilst I tack welded some mounts for the underbody guardplate,

BH> when I put down the idiot stick which arced against the hydraulic 
BH> ram on the jack and put a hole in it, dropping the car on my chest.

BH> i wasn't injured but I was pinned  and whilst trying to attract my 
BH> mates attention my dog came in and started licking my face, and 
BH> there was nothing I could do.

BH> -----Original Message-----
BH> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
BH> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of Ben
BH> Sent: Friday, 24 May 2002 3:34 PM
BH> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
BH> Subject: Re: War Stories


BH> heh bout my best was......i was working on my car in the driveway, 
BH> had the rollerdoor up about 5ft...went out to my car, pulled 
BH> something off it...walking back into the garage looking at whateva 
BH> was in my hand....BANG, smacked my head straight into the door, 
BH> knocked me flat on my back, woke up a few seconds later with a nasty

BH> lump on the front and back of my head....onyl thing i could do was 
BH> laugh :)

BH> ----- Original Message -----
BH> From: mark  <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> krawczuk 
BH> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
BH> Sent: Thursday, May 23, 2002 5:29 AM
BH> Subject: Re: War Stories

BH> i have one, i was putttting a 265 hemi  and  box in my  charger,  
BH> using a engine  frame , it had like a A fframe on each end joined  
BH> together at the tops with a pole. which u  hung a winch. , well one

BH> of the frames  didnt have a bar to stop the legs spreding, so i 
BH> winch the engine up , and  had  my foot on the crossmember, next the

BH> legs spread , and the engine  and box drops , but stops about  1 mm 
BH> above my foot.  could have smashed my foot.
 
BH> also  had a bumper jack on a  hd holden ute, in the mud  , had a 
BH> rear wheel off, doing some thing to the  rear brake drum  with my 
BH> head in the wheel arch, , next the  jack slips  and the wheel arch  
BH> bashes  my head against the brake drum,  okay but my head hurt fior 
BH> a while......
 
BH> mark k

BH> ----- Original Message -----
BH> From: Mark  <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Alford 
BH> To: Ozdat discussion list <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>  
BH> Sent: Thursday, May 23, 2002 3:58 PM
BH> Subject: War Stories

BH> Guys,
 
BH> I just finished reading some 'war stories' from the site listed 
BH> below. It prompted me to think of some of the stupid ways I have 
BH> hurt myself while working on the Datsun. Including;
 
BH> Nearly broke my arm after the stubborn bolt that I was trying to 
BH> undo finally let go and my arm hit the crossmember.
 
BH> Just wondering if anyone else has got any good 'war stories'. Check 
BH> out the link below in any case, very funny. Tim (the owner of the 
BH> site/car) races improved production with me - very good site to 
BH> check out after you read his stories.
 
BH> Have fun.
 
BH> http://www.angelfire.com/extreme3/group3j/war_stories.html
 
BH> Mark.
 

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