End of the roll I suspect.
On 16 Mar, 00:46, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote:
> You know I think we've been on a roll here! Too bad we couldn't get
> Errol Flynn in a cameo role to "Cut the Sheets"
>
> Well I've got the sheets, gotta run! LOL
>
> It's bad I know, but humor just has it's way!
>
> On Mar 12, 8:40 pm, archytas <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > You'll find the budget only runs to a roll of Bronco.
>
> > On 13 Mar, 01:28, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > Yes, of course, Charmin extra soft, two ply, pleated, designer
> > > colors! I could wipe it out in, er, oops, I meant whip it out, in a
> > > few more days!
>
> > > Thanks!
>
> > > On Mar 12, 8:20 pm, archytas <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > Perhaps you could write it on toilet paper ready for critical comment
> > > > Slip?
>
> > > > On 12 Mar, 22:57, ornamentalmind <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > I have heard that the 'unclean' hand has more to do with how one
> > > > > eliminates #1, not #1
>
> > > > > On Mar 11, 10:59 pm, Don Johnson <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > I have heard that the left hand is considered unclean. Presumably
> > > > > > because it is the preferred hand for removal of...residue. Not sure
> > > > > > if this is a Muslim thing or a no fresh running water thing.
>
> > > > > > dj
>
> > > > > > On Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 3:47 PM, ornamentalmind
>
> > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > > Question from ignorance....I have heard that those of islamic
> > > > > > > faith
> > > > > > > etc. find the use of paper to be crass at the very least. Anyone
> > > > > > > know?
>
> > > > > > > On Mar 11, 10:55 am, archytas <[email protected]> wrote:
> > > > > > >> Small and beautiful and you raise the issue of toilets. Of
> > > > > > >> course,
> > > > > > >> one tends to favour the old Crapper to the Adamant, and we'll
> > > > > > >> have
> > > > > > >> none of the foreign muck in Blightly (I once mistakenly thought
> > > > > > >> this
> > > > > > >> nickname for Old Albion arose because everyone here has piles).
> > > > > > >> We
> > > > > > >> will weigh every German when they come in and send them on their
> > > > > > >> way
> > > > > > >> (as we are apt so to do) after calculating how much general
> > > > > > >> effluent
> > > > > > >> they should take back with them to compensate for what of their
> > > > > > >> culture they leave here. I am currently in love with a German-
> > > > > > >> speaking woman - fortunately she is a Belgian and thus rather
> > > > > > >> refined
> > > > > > >> in these matters and owns a septic tank. To discover that
> > > > > > >> bidets were
> > > > > > >> neither low to the ground water fountains for intelligent cats,
> > > > > > >> nor
> > > > > > >> the footbaths my father told me they were, is disconcerting. The
> > > > > > >> French, of course, rarely try to come to Britain since Bonaparte
> > > > > > >> ceased his urgings after his confrontation with arsenic
> > > > > > >> 'wallpaper' -
> > > > > > >> one understands this is because they have morbid fear of running
> > > > > > >> water
> > > > > > >> and toothbrushes. We have evaded such soft passions as wet
> > > > > > >> toilet
> > > > > > >> paper in the UK so far, but no doubt our womenfolk are massed in
> > > > > > >> some
> > > > > > >> monstrous regiment waiting to try it our was the advertising men
> > > > > > >> tell
> > > > > > >> them it is an essential prerequisite of the good life. Is the
> > > > > > >> filthy
> > > > > > >> stuff here already Francis, and being used to wipe make-up off
> > > > > > >> faces
> > > > > > >> and slime off babies. I would feel much less embarrassed about
> > > > > > >> the
> > > > > > >> times I placed my head into a bidet whilst fighting the Frog or
> > > > > > >> at
> > > > > > >> least in France travelling to Portugal to fight him if our good
> > > > > > >> ladies
> > > > > > >> are using re-branded toilet paper for facial purposes?
>
> > > > > > >> Col. Blithely-Unaware (RN rtd.)
>
> > > > > > >> On 11 Mar, 17:24, ornamentalmind <[email protected]>
> > > > > > >> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > Zer goot!...I'm too modist to say how I deal with such
> > > > > > >> > things....
>
> > > > > > >> > On Mar 11, 8:54 am, frantheman <[email protected]>
> > > > > > >> > wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > It's only the decadent French who use bidets, Orn, in Germany
> > > > > > >> > > sensitive people uses two kind of toilet-paper, first dry,
> > > > > > >> > > then moist!
> > > > > > >> > > The old-fashioned toilets with a flat shelf above the water
> > > > > > >> > > where the
> > > > > > >> > > stools land so that they can be first examined before
> > > > > > >> > > flushing them
> > > > > > >> > > down are dying out - I seem to remember an hilarious
> > > > > > >> > > meditation on
> > > > > > >> > > them in Erica Jong's "Fear of Flying".
>
> > > > > > >> > > Francis
>
> > > > > > >> > > On 11 Mrz., 15:41, ornamentalmind <[email protected]>
> > > > > > >> > > wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > gee gabby, didn't know those of you in Deutchland used
> > > > > > >> > > > paper...thought
> > > > > > >> > > > you were more civilized! ...bidets and all....
>
> > > > > > >> > > > On Mar 11, 7:37 am, gabbydott <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > Simplifying matters to the virtual extinction of the
> > > > > > >> > > > > very matter
> > > > > > >> > > > > combines all the qualities of a universal top seller,
> > > > > > >> > > > > true, Orn, but
> > > > > > >> > > > > don't come begging for toilet paper afterwards.
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > On 11 Mrz., 12:12, ornamentalmind
> > > > > > >> > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > This is one thing I liked about Clinton...during his
> > > > > > >> > > > > > first year I
> > > > > > >> > > > > > think it was, he established a major paper reduction
> > > > > > >> > > > > > act....
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > On Mar 10, 11:57 pm, archytas <[email protected]>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > Brilliant 'old girl' (as grim a patronising term
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > from Bulldog Drummond
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > as can be mustard given this investigatory turn).
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > There has not been
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > a better from since I tried to get Great Manchester
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > Police to cut down
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > on unnecessary forms and they issued a form to cut
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > down on forms
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > (though I subsequently discovered there was no form
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > to requisition
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > that form). No doubt what we all desperately need
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > is a European
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > Administrative Bureau in order to cut down on
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > administration. Its
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > buildings should be small, beautiful
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > (architect-designed), stacked
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > with looted art (oops - I mean 'specially
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > commissioned') and generally
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > a cure for the massive unemployment that
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > traditionally leads us to
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > war. Perhaps the main occupation of its
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > anti-bureaucrat bureaucrats
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > could be 'cutting the mustard'?
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > On 10 Mar, 16:25, gabbydott <[email protected]>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > Have you ever tried to get an adequate response by
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > using the following
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > form?
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > >http://ec.europa.eu/enterprise/admin-burdens-reduction/form_en.htm
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > On 10 Mrz., 13:33, archytas
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > The modern Nazis who were installed in our
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > bureaucracies long ago to
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > rise again. It is far too hard to stand up
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > against injustice in our
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > supposedly free societies. 'The Boys From
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > Brazil' got it all wrong -
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > it's more like Robert Harris' 'Ghost' in which a
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > poorly concealed
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > Cherie Blair is CIA.
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > On 10 Mar, 11:10, gabbydott
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > Who is they?
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > On 10 Mrz., 11:43, archytas
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > And who will they turn on when all the rose
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > gardens are dead?
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > On 9 Mar, 11:57, gabbydott
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > Don't worry, we won't take away your gravy
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > and custard again. And for
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > his sausages I have taught my son to
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > prefer mustard to ketchup.
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > On 9 Mrz., 00:48, archytas
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > And the Germans have invaded Humour, or
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > so it seems!
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > On 8 Mar, 19:00, frantheman
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rosenspray & Guildenstern are dead!
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On 8 Mrz., 19:52, archytas
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL - we shall have to start
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Rosenspraying our politicians
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > instead of
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > custarding them.
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On 8 Mar, 15:38, gabbydott
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Too late, it's already been
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > produced:http://www.pflanzotheke.de/shop/exec/product/804/12773/Combi-Rosenspr...
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On 8 Mrz., 11:38, archytas
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Produce the vaccine Gabby - I
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tend to prefer truly scientific
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > solutions.
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On 7 Mar, 18:52, gabbydott
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wouldn’t want to live in
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your perfect rose garden,
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > although it
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smells nice in there. To me,
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > vaccination seems the more
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > liberating
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > form of protection against the
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dark of the night.
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On 7 Mrz., 16:40, archytas
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Small is beautiful was the
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > title of a book by EF
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (Fritz) Schumacher.
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It impressed me when I was
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > impressionable and I was
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > involved with the
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cooperative-commonwealth
> > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > movement for a
>
> ...
>
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