Macarthur Wheeler was surprised when cops arrested him one evening after he committed two bank raids earlier in the day. He had, after all, been wearing lemon juice in order to render himself invisible to CCTV cameras. Question: how easy was it to rob banks when a dolt like this could get away with it except for his really stupid faith in lemon juice invisibility?
On 25 Aug, 20:20, Molly Brogan <[email protected]> wrote: > while I don't like the label idiot, I'll post this as is anyway and > ask about compassion: > > Subject: Most oustanding idiots of 2008 > Number One Idiot of 2008 > > I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the > poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because > she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her > that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her > daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the > conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant > poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better > bring her daughter in to the emergency room right away. > Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. > > Number Two Idiot of 2008 > > Early this year, some Boeing employees decided to steal a life raft > from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the > plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, > they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turned > out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locater beacon > that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer > employed at Boeing. > Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run. > > Number Three Idiot of 2008 > > A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the > Branch and wrote this, 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While > standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to > worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the > police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of > America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. > After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells > Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors > that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she > could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of > America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells > Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. > Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He was > arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank > of America. > Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it > anyway. > > Number Four Idiot of 2008 > > A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded > all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash > in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the > counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as > well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't believe you > are over 21.' The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to > give it to him because she didn't believe him. > At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet > and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that > the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The > robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly > called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he > got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. > This guy definitely needs a sign. > > Idiot Number Five of 2008 > > A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving > revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner > moved, the startled first bandit shot him. > This guy doesn't even deserve a sign. > > Idiot Number Six of 2008 > > Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided > that he'd just throw a Breeze block through a liquor store window, > grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the block and heaved it over > his head at the window. The block bounced back knocking him > unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi- > Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape. > > Idiot Number Seven of 2008 > > I live in a semi-rural area ( Weyauwega , Wisconsin ). We recently > had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to > request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The > reason: 'Too many Deer are being hit by cars out here! - I don't > think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups ""Minds Eye"" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/minds-eye?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
