LOL well Lemon juice is very logical after all that is how you make invisable writing ink? Allan
On Wed, Aug 26, 2009 at 1:38 AM, archytas <[email protected]> wrote: > > Macarthur Wheeler was surprised when cops arrested him one evening > after he committed two bank raids earlier in the day. He had, after > all, been wearing lemon juice in order to render himself invisible to > CCTV cameras. > Question: how easy was it to rob banks when a dolt like this could get > away with it except for his really stupid faith in lemon juice > invisibility? > > On 25 Aug, 20:20, Molly Brogan <[email protected]> wrote: > > while I don't like the label idiot, I'll post this as is anyway and > > ask about compassion: > > > > Subject: Most oustanding idiots of 2008 > > Number One Idiot of 2008 > > > > I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the > > poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because > > she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her > > that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her > > daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the > > conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant > > poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better > > bring her daughter in to the emergency room right away. > > Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. > > > > Number Two Idiot of 2008 > > > > Early this year, some Boeing employees decided to steal a life raft > > from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the > > plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, > > they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turned > > out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locater beacon > > that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer > > employed at Boeing. > > Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run. > > > > Number Three Idiot of 2008 > > > > A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the > > Branch and wrote this, 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While > > standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to > > worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the > > police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of > > America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. > > After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells > > Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors > > that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she > > could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of > > America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells > > Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. > > Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He was > > arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank > > of America. > > Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it > > anyway. > > > > Number Four Idiot of 2008 > > > > A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded > > all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash > > in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the > > counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as > > well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't believe you > > are over 21.' The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to > > give it to him because she didn't believe him. > > At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet > > and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that > > the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The > > robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly > > called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he > > got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. > > This guy definitely needs a sign. > > > > Idiot Number Five of 2008 > > > > A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving > > revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner > > moved, the startled first bandit shot him. > > This guy doesn't even deserve a sign. > > > > Idiot Number Six of 2008 > > > > Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided > > that he'd just throw a Breeze block through a liquor store window, > > grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the block and heaved it over > > his head at the window. The block bounced back knocking him > > unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi- > > Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape. > > > > Idiot Number Seven of 2008 > > > > I live in a semi-rural area ( Weyauwega , Wisconsin ). We recently > > had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to > > request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The > > reason: 'Too many Deer are being hit by cars out here! - I don't > > think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' > > > -- ( ) I_D Allan --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups ""Minds Eye"" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/minds-eye?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
