dear sirs- How much do I need to pay you to get this JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop the presses/////////////
I have had years and years of looking at hairy belts and musty old
magaazines... I can tell if a page is missing from 30 feet with my eyes
closed...
I have the knack to smell forgerys as my add has given me " superman
qualitys Of perception.. Plus I may be related to templer Knights...
Also.. I have the keen ability kinda Like trffle hunting.. to ferret out
the most unusuala materials.. like misaligned window cards and 1/2
sheets, and my spelling...... well..... now that just damn Impeccable
what else....
I am a somewhat veggataian so I eat like a herbafore and so I am low
maintenance.. although emit much methane...( In some stares could be a
tax incentive writeoff-- ya Know .. green gas emmisions and all.)
also as far as cost factor since im willing to pay you to have a Job...
you cant help but win... Plus you would be employing a full blown loon
so it may also offset taxes againg but having employed a potential
menace to society... ?
Ok need more incentive..... I can stack and restack posters in five
minutes and then restack them... while
emailing and answering phone..
More you say?? customer service..... Huh.... Ive only had to eliminate
3 customers in my Life.. amd trust me they sked for IT........
whats else Most importantly......... I wipe my shoes before entering da
Room...
Ill start with a offer of.......... 2 bazillion//// ( In munchkin Bux)
contingent that I get to write all descroiptions and make up the ads.
Richard Halegua Comic Art wrote:
At 11:08 AM 12/11/2009, Bruce Hershenson wrote:
Put an ad on Craigslist and in a few hours you won't just have 23
employees, you'll have thousands!
And I hear the economy is a little "slow" there in Sin City, so you
will get the pick of the litter.
how's this Bruce:
WANTED: 22 people to help with online movie poster auctions.
Applicants must have experience with collectibles and have
encyclopedic knowledge of old black and white movies as well as color
films 1900-2009. Applicants must be able to write accurate
descriptions of movie posters including accurate condition
descriptions and be able to tell re-issues from original issues.
Experience with huge piles and piles and piles of movie posters is a
necessity.
Applicants who have prior experience with "Minty Whites", Star Wars
"Hairy Belts" and Pulp Fiction "speckled breasts" are favored
Applicants who know comic books, pulp magazines, Big Little Books,
Famous Monsters and other vintage collectibles are choice picks.
Pay is low, work load is huge
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