Love it! Best post in weeks. Maybe years.

Dave

  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Johnson Tom 
  To: [email protected] 
  Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 4:57 PM
  Subject: [MOPO] Truly outrageous deals!


  I keep hearing from consignment houses that they can get the best prices for 
my posters. But the same outfits bombard me with notices about the outrageously 
low prices on the items they are selling, and the "steals" that are to be had. 
So which is it? By my simple math one of those claims is bullshit. I'm 
preparing to sell some of my collection, but don't want it to be "stolen," or 
sold at outrageously low prices. But as a collector of course I want those 
"crazy" deals. I think my foolproof solution is going to be that I will buy 
only from the outrageously low prices guys, and sell only through the 
"outrageously high," "truly ridiculously expensive." 

  But I do not encourage you all to do the same, because if everyone followed 
my foolproof method, then nobody would consign to the outrageously low fellows, 
and nobody would buy from the outrageously high fellows. The consignment biz 
would grind to a halt, plunging our already fragile economy back into another 
dark age. But if that happens, I have a plan to get me through the downturn:

  My attic needs insulation, so until this dilemma gets sorted out by sharper 
minds than mine, maybe I'll stuff the posters I would otherwise sell into the 
gaps in the joists, and let them age. I've heard that posters treated like this 
are sometimes incredibly valuable. Most formerly-used-as-attic-insulation 
posters I've read about went for thousands of dollars each. Those of us with 
attics will all be rich, if we are patient. If you do not have an attic, you 
should buy one before housing prices rebound--they are thick on the ground 
around here.

  Discussion question: Do one-sheets make better insulation than half sheets? 
The lighter paper makes the former easier to crumple--I know this from much 
practice in shipping things I sell on Ebay--but maybe the heavier half-sheet 
paper is a superior insulator? "R-Value" is the term used for rating insulative 
quality, so maybe R-rated posters are better, or Rereleases?  I'll leave this 
to you experts, if you have some spare time in your rigorous backbiting 
schedules.

  -Tom

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